The Jay Graves Report

Pacers wait until Denver strips the ride clean to start playin’! “Wheredeydodatat?”

"You can get some of this playboy!" Photo by Frank McGrath

For the past 15 games the Pacers have flipped flopped wins and losses. They loss in Boston on Wednesday so a bettin’ man would have been safe puttin’ his pay check on them to win at the crib on Friday against the Nuggets. Well playas…the dun that would have taken that bet would be wakin’ up outside in the ride this mornin’.

Indiana did the unthinkable bruh! They loss back to back games! I guess they got tired of bein’ predictable comin’ down the stretch so they loss 125-117 to Denver.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Denver’s one of the highest scorin’ teams in the league at like 111 points per game. So you already knew, heck, everybody and their baby’s momma knew, that they were goin’ to put up points and be aggressive with the rock. Anybody with a brain would think that in order to play these duns you’ve got to be assertive at gettin’ to the rack and gettin’ points every which way possible.

However, the Pacers slept in the car in front of Big Momma’s house for three quarters until boyz started to hit the panic button and play. They scored 42 points in the fourth quarter after scorin’ just 26, 27, and 22 in the first three!! Wheredeydodatat?

After Denver had done everything but buried them alive Paul George decides to take over like he’s been sleepin’ under a rock all game. I thought “Skittles and Lemonheads” was on the Denver bench, not playin’ for the Pacers again.

All of a sudden the dun is takin’ every shot down the floor and knockin’ them down! But he waited until they were gettin’ the doors blown off of them to react!! Wheredeydodatat?

As a team the Pacers shot the lights out of the gym shootin’ 50 percent from the field and 54 percent from downtown. However, the difference in the ball game was free throws bruh and obviously the Pacers watchin’ the ice cream melt all over the bed.

The Nuggets attempted 43 free throws and knocked down 40 of them whereas, the Pacers only attempted 11 and sank 8! That’s the darn ball game right there playa. In the words of an old G.I. hustla, “He who is most aggressive will be most successful in these streets!”  

“I’m back at the crib and it’s Chris Brown up in this piece. “On and Poppin’!”

The lil’/big homie Gary Harris (Hamilton Southeastern) was back in the city to do his thing as he put up 10 points in the foolishness! Big ups playboy! Keep doin’ ya thing!!!

Paul George finished the night with 27 points and 9 rebounds. Jeff Teague dropped off 21 points and 8 dimes as Myles Turner ended the madness with 20 points, 4 rebounds and 4 blocks. Boyz played well when they decided to play. That’s the problem pimpin’! They decided to play once the joint got out of hand and it’s win or not make the playoffs time around this piece. They’re sittin’ in the seventh spot at this point. Boyz can’t afford to NOT play with a sense of urgency every night.

Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh. Gettin’ into the playoffs at the 7th or 8th spot is worthless. Why? Because you’re drawin’ either the Cavs or Boston. There is NO WAY the Pacers are gettin’ by either of those two teams on a neutral floor let alone a boy havin’ home court advantage. Bein’ in the 5th or 6th spot they’ve at least got a puncher’s chance of gettin’ to the 2nd round of the playoffs.

However, this is the foolishness that they are starin’ down the barrel of. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Wheredeydodatat: It’s hood for, “Who does that?”

3) Skittles and Lemonheads: noun – Roy Hibbert

4) G.I.: noun – Gary, Indiana

5) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The captions under the photos aren’t real but its real talk!