The Jay Graves Report

Pacers lose in Cleveland as PG pulls a “Skittles and Lemonheads” on a boy! “Shirts”

In my Xscape voice, "Hummin' comin' at cha!"

On Wednesday night the Indiana Pacers went up to Cleveland and ran into a bunch of cats that resembled the reignin’ NBA champs. Durin’ the month of January there were some duns runnin’ around in Cavs uniforms that weren’t playin’ like they were the NBA’s best. They posted a record of 7-8 durin’ that time period. However, in February they’ve actually been clickin’ on all cylinders winnin’ 7 of 8 includin’ puttin’ a 113-104 joint in their pockets against the Pacers.

Even without Kevin Love, they jumped out of the ride and went to work. LeBron finished with 31 points, 5 rebounds and 4 assists. Kyrie dropped off 26 points and threw 7 dimes into Big Momma’s kitchen window as Kyle Korver came out of the bushes with 22 just to keep boyz honest. He knocked down 6 of 8 from behind the arc bruh! That’s out of the bushes bruh!!!!

The crazy thing about this game is that the Pacers played as well as they were capable of playin’ as a team offensively!!! They shot darn near 47 percent from the field and 50 from three point range! They knocked down 85 percent of their free throws and they threw 30 dimes!!!!! And loss!!! Why? They didn’t play an ounce of defense bruh!

Glenn Robinson III entered the startin’ line up and led boyz with 19 points. Both Myles Turner and Jeff Teague finished with 11 apiece and Teague held it down with 11 assists. For some reason Paul George couldn’t hit an elephant in the butt with a base fiddle goin’ 4 of 19 from the field finishin’ with 13 points. So I guess if you’ve got to point to something PG pulled a “Skittles and Lemonheads” on a boy and essentially didn’t show up.

He’s the All-Star playboy! He’s got to show up in ball games like this. Now it’s hard for me to go in on this dun because he shows up 90 percent of the time. Unfortunately, when you’re the All-Star you’ve got to show up 100 percent of the time especially in a nationally televised broadcast.

Now don’t get it twisted, I wanted to climb through the TV and physically remove Bill Walton from the arena like they did Charles Oakey bruh. Was it me or was ole Bill hittin’ too much of whatever they painted his shirt with?

What I want to know is who was the dun that put together the Pacers schedule. He’s obviously got glaucoma or was just tryin’ to read the names in braille when he could see perfectly. They’ve lost 5 straight and you almost can’t be upset with them other than the Milwaukee loss last Saturday. This week has been brutal. They’ve have played since Monday of last week OKC, Cleveland, Washington, Milwaukee, San Antonio and Cleveland. Tonight on the back end of a back to back they’ve got Washington again.

Elmer Fudd  and Daffy Duck must have been in charge of schedulin’ that foolishness bruh! That’s a playoff test run.  Wheredeydodatat?

Well they’ve got to get it in tonight and then they’ll have a little time off for the All-Star break. Paul George and Glenn Robinson III are the only two that have obligations for the big weekend. PG is obviously playin’ in the All-Star Game and Lil’ G Rob is in the Dunk Contest on All-Star Saturday Night. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)  Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Comin’ out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench

3) Skittles and Lemondheads: noun – Roy Hibbert

4) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for “Who does that?”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!