The Jay Graves Report

Pacers let the dull Knicks walk out of the joint with their dignity! “Bootleg”

Aw, we're walkin' out of here with the "W" bruh!"

Tom Price, the U.S. Representative from Georgia, once said, “One person’s embarrassment is another person’s accountability.” Douglas Engelbart, the engineer and inventor, gave it to us like this, “The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.” Then Marianne Williamson, the author and speaker, put it where the goats could get it when she spit, “We’re often afraid of looking at our shadow because we want to avoid the shame or embarrassment that comes along with admitting mistakes.”

Well playas…the mistake the darn Pacers made was losin’ to the dull Knicks at the crib in front of Big Momma and her church sisters. How embarrassin’ is that bruh? The same New York team that’s literally in shambles foolin’ around with both Phil Jackson and Melo came into Bankers Life Fieldhouse on a nationally televised joint and beat them 109-103.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The dull Knicks haven’t won a game in Indianapolis since March of 2012 bruh!!! They were on a nine game regular season losin’ streak out here and the Pacers let these duns walk out of the joint with a “W?” Wheredeydodatat?

To make matters worse, they allowed the cat that New York has been tryin’ to push out of the ride like ole Eddie Kane Jr. for the past couple of weeks, put the dagger in their side. With the score tied at 103 with 23 seconds left ole boy was money on a 14 foot jumper to help hold the Pacers off.

What’s crazy is that Indiana jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked on them in the first quarter and had these boyz bleedin’ from the mouth down by 14 at the end of the first quarter. Then they allowed the Knicks to put up a 40 point second quarter to regain some confidence to get into the break with a 62-58 lead.

The home team must have gotten a hold of some of Uncle Willie’s bootleg gin or Big Momma couch syrup at halftime because they came out sluggish fallin’ behind even further. At the 4:58 mark of the third quarter they were down 84-67!! To the dull Knicks bruh!! The same Knicks that have Derrick Rose! The same cat that went MIA on a boy about a week ago because his feelings were hurt!! They let that dun come up with 20 points and 6 assists in the process.

They finally shook off whatever they were on and over the final 17 minutes of the game they erased a 17 point deficit. However, they couldn’t close it out because Melo was too much for them down the stretch finishin’ with 26 points.

Paul George drove the hooptie with 31 points and 7 rebounds as the young boy, Myles Turner, put up a solid 22 points and 10 rebounds. Big Al Jefferson consistently comes out of the bushes on a boy with double figures finishin’ with 13 points as CJ Miles dropped off 10 before headin’ over to Aunt Ruthie’s house.

The Pacers shot the ball well from the field at 44 percent but couldn’t hit an elephant in the butt with a base fiddle from downtown shootin’ a dismal 26 percent.

Like I always say, you’ve got to win the games you’re supposed to win and you can’t lose to the dull Knicks, especially on national television bruh! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk! 

 

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