It’s that time of the year playa!! The NBA Playoffs have come through like the Feds, kicked the door in and will have boyz hemmed up until the middle of June! High intensity hoop for the next two months every other day! It doesn’t get any better than that.
Well playas…the Indiana Pacers got what they asked for! A trip to the playoffs and guess who’s standin’ at the door butt naked foamin’ at the mouth waitin’ for them? LeBron and the Cavs! The defendin’ champs! The party officially gets started Saturday at 3pm on ABC.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby’s momma knows that playin’ LeBron in the playoffs and beatin’ that dun in the East is darn near impossible. He’s been to six straight Finals son!! He turns into that Philistine in April and you’ve got to be a sharp shooter with a sling shot to beat him. Logically speakin’ the Pacers have no shot at all.
However, on paper lookin’ at the last five games these two teams have played they’ve got as good a shot as anybody to give these boyz some problems. The Pacers have won five straight to close the season out just to make the playoffs. On the other hand, the dull Cavs have lost 4 of their last 5 and they’ve pulled into the garage with oil leakin’ and the muffler draggin’.
Oh yeah, and the the game before the Pacers got on the five game winnin’ streak they picked up Lance The Don Dada, suited that dun up and took the Cavs to double overtime before losin’ a tough one.
Now granted the five game winnin’ streak sounds better than it looks but a boy has to lean on something for confidence right? They beat a legit Raptors team playin’ with everybody but Kyle Lowry. They knocked off the Bucks and then it got ugly bruh. They beat the dull Magic and 76ers on the road and then came to the crib to beat the Hawks playin’ with puppets and mannequins. So yes, they’re on a five game winnin’ streak but we’ll have to see what that really means come Saturday at 3pm.
Even though the Cavs look a hot mess right now. They’ve got a better team and in the NBA Playoffs the better TEAM always advances. This isn’t the NCAA Tournament where a boy can get hot for three hours, knock a cat off and keep it movin’. Naw playa, you’ve got to win four times to move on. There is no way, even as bad as the Cavs are playin’ right now, that they’ll lose four times to the Pacers. And did I mention that they’ve got that Philistine?
Now what should be interestin’ to watch is Lance tryin’ to aggravate LeBron and duns like J.R. Smith. Who’s goin’ to be ready to scrap by Game 3? Put ya seat belts on and enjoy the ride. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!