Pacers get beat in Miami by some duns that can’t get into VIP! “Who?”

"School's in session young fella!"

Robert Frost, the famous poet, pulled up in the Big Body Chevy and completely shut the buildin’ down when he spit, “The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is not violence in all the forms deployed by the dominant to control the dominated, but consent in all the forms in which the dominated acquiesce in their own domination.”

Well playas…the Indiana Pacers seem to give their consent in all forms when they gave the dull Miami Heat permission to dominate the boards Wednesday night. To acquiesce is to essentially give a boy permission to take your sneakers and jewelry without so much as a fight. The Pacers simply laid down in the fourth quarter scorin’ only 10 measly points in a 95-89 loss to the Heat on South Beach.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They got beat by a team that you needed a darn pictorial roster in front of you to follow the game. This wasn’t the “Heatles” Miami Heat with LeBron, D. Wade and Bosh where it was literally a travelin’ road show complete with groupies and an extra security detail. Naw bruh, they got beat by some duns that rode public transportation to the arena.

Bruh…they got beat by the Johnson boys from around the block. You know Tyler and James that used to walk to school and get cursed out by old lady Wilson every mornin’ for walkin’ through her grass? Yeah, those two! They came off of the bench and hit the Pacers for a combined 29 points and then they needed ID to get into the VIP after the game. That type of foolishness!!

But on some real talk, Hassan Whiteside went to work on these boyz leadin’ the Heat with 26 points and pullin’ down 22 rebounds!! The Pacers were out rebounded 58-38! Unbelievable!!

Paul George led the Pacers with 22 points and 7 rebounds followed by C.J. Miles with 15. Myles Turner jumped in the ride with 11 points, 7 rebounds and 5 blocks as both Rodney Stuckey and Jeff Teague put 10 apiece in the kitty.

This was PG13’s 19th trip to Miami includin’ the playoffs and he’s mere 2-17 on South Beach. However, most of those games were against the “Beatles” not the “no name gang” they played on Wednesday night. It was brutal to watch but you can stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Big Body Chevy: noun 1985-’90 Chevy Impala

2) Spit: verb – to say

3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!