The Jay Graves Report

Pacers drivin’ a hooptie barely gets past New Orleans! “Percentages”

After goin’ to London and gettin’ blasted by the Denver Nuggets last week. The Indiana Pacers had somethin’ to prove not only to their fans but to themselves. So on the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday boyz jumped out of the birthday cake on New Orleans to get back in the winnin’ column 98-95.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! As bad as they got beat in London they needed to win this ball game like yesterday or Big Momma was comin’ out of the stands on a boy. They jumped all over the Pelicans with a 32-18 in first quarter but seemed to run out of gas. They gave up 34 points in the second quarter and found themselves in a dog fight the rest of the way.

The crazy thing is, these duns moved the ball extremely well with 26 assists as a team! They shot the ball at better than 50 percent from the field but couldn’t hit the side of a barn from three point rage shootin’ a dull 26 percent. Boyz had glaucoma at the free throw line shootin’ 68 percent. Otherwise, they played well! I can hear Big Momma now, “Played well? They better play well after gettin’ my sugar up gettin’ embarrassed over in London! I don’t care what percentage they shoot as long as they win!” Yes Big Momma.

Paul George drove the blue and gold hooptie with the cracked windshield and finished with 19 points as Myles Turner rode shot gun droppin’ off 18 points and 12 rebounds at the shelter. Thaddeus Young jumped out of the back seat with 17 as Jeff Teague jump started the ride with 16 points and 10 assists. Al Jefferson came out of the bushes with 10 points.

Bruh, a win is a win no matter how bad they looked on defense and how bad they shot from the free throw line and from behind the arc. Big Momma will take it all day long. Up next the west coast rode trip. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)  Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!