The Jay Graves Report

Pacers askin’ Golden State for Klay for PG is like 112 tryin’ to get JOJO for Slim! “Ridiculous”

"Bruh...the the Pacers called who and asked them what?" Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Now the word is startin’ to fall out of the closet that the Pacers hollered at Golden State for Klay Thompson before they traded Paul George to OKC. Well playas…that’s all it was bruh! They hollered at them because Golden State told them to kick rocks with ashy fungus feet and it ended right there.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! That’s like me callin’ Jay-Z’s crib, askin’ for Beyonce’ and askin’ her out on a date. What a complete waste of time. They called the defendin’ NBA champs and asked for one half of the best shootin’ backcourt in the history of the league for Paul George.

Whoever, made that phone call, as a matter of fact, whoever suggested makin’ that phone call should have been  fired for makin’ the organization look crazy. What makes you think that Golden State would  get rid of Klay when that thing is workin’ better than they ever imagined. That’s like Kriss Kross tradin’ away one of the Kriss’ in the middle of the Jump Tour for one of the duns in Another Bad Creation!

That’s like Jodeci  tradin’ JoJo for  Slim of 112 with “Come and Talk to Me”  at the top of the charts. That’s like Destiny’s Child tryin’ to trade Kelly Rowland for Tiny of Xscape while promotin’ their biggest hit “Survivor.”

My point is, that was a waste of time to even call them and it’s even crazier that someone leaked it to the press that the whole thing ever happened. That’s like tellin’ boyz that you literally wet the bed and had uncontrollable diarrhea the first time you spent the night at your girl’s crib. A hot mess bruh. It doesn’t matter who you think is a better player. What matters is that Klay Thompson fits into EVERYTHING that Golden State is doin’ and he can shoot the lights out of the gym. Why would they even consider voluntarily tradin’ him? Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Kriss Kross: noun – rap duo from the early to mid 1990’s

3) Jodeci, Destiny’s Child, Xscape: noun – R&B groups from the 1990’s

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!