The Jay Graves Report

OU gets it’s old school lick back at Ohio State and plants it’s flag! “Revenge is Real bruh!”

"Aw, we up in this piece bruh and Big Momma wants purse and shoes back!" Photo: The Big

Last year Ohio State rolled into Norman, beat the brakes off of Oklahoma 45-24, got some Billy Sims BBQ and got out of town all in one swoop. The Sooners have been undefeated ever since that beatin’ and have been lickin’ their wounds waitin’ to get their old school lick back.

Well playas…they dipped into Columbus on Saturday night fired up!  They walked into the Horseshoe, beat the Buckeyes like they’d stolen Big Momma’s patent leather pocket book with her Sunday mornin’ peppermints in it and the shoes to match. By the time the smoke cleared Oklahoma had drug Ohio State up and down the field 31-16 and Baker Mayfield was plantin’ the Sooner flag on the O.

The beauty in plantin’ their flag was like beatin’ a boy in cards on the street and walkin’ away without allowin’ him to win his money back. OU and Ohio State aren’t in the same conference so they won’t see each other for another 30 years. So the Buckeyes just have to be mad. In my hood vernacular, “Deal with it playa!”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It could have been worse bruh! OU turned the ball over twice in the first half and simply allowed Ohio State to be knotted up at 3 at the break. They were draggin’ them the entire first half and missed all types of opportunities to put points on the board. They should have been up at least 14-0 at the break.

For the past week all we’ve heard about was how great the Buckeye D-line was and how Greg Schiano, the Ohio State defensive coordinator, says that this crew was the best he’s ever coached etc. Well playboy, he better eat that statement or find some other cats to brag about because they got gashed and pushed around Saturday night. He better start braggin’ on the dun that dotted the I before the game or somethin’.

OU put up more that 490 yards of total offense and Baker Mayfield made them look silly chasin’ him around all night. The Sooners rushed for 104 yards with freshmen and Mayfield torched them with a freshman wide receiver too. Don’t even get me started on the defensive secondary of the Buckeyes bruh. They were just as horrible as they were against Indiana a week ago but everybody and their baby’s momma were makin’ excuses for them because it was Week 1 and boyz are usually rusty.

Well my dude, they weren’t rusty, they just can’t cover and it’s gonna be a long season for Ohio State with a back end that can’t cover. There’s only so much the D-line can do. If they’re puttin’ pressure on the opposin’ QB and he’s mobile enough to keep the play alive, their in trouble.

So I guess boyz can stop promotin’ Ohio State for the Final Four today and therefore cats like Penn State won’t get screwed like they did last year huh? I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!


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