The Jay Graves Report

Ole Miss claimin’ a Landshark as their mascot but refuse to really change! “Foolishness”

Outright foolishness bruh!

Not only did Ole Miss embarrass themselves on Saturday at Auburn by gettin’ their doors blown off 44-23. They’re makin’ a complete spectacle of themselves tryin’ to get away with tryin’ to change their mascot without actually changin’ the name of the mascot like boyz can’t see this foolishness.

The Ole Miss Chancellor, Jeffery Vitter, announced on Friday that they would have a new mascot walkin’ the sidelines from now on, a Landshark!! However, the school will still be known as the Rebels. What!!?

Everybody and their baby’s momma knows that Ole Miss’ mascot is the Rebel, as in, the rebels that fought for the Confederacy. Part of the Confederate flag is in the Mississippi state flag bruh.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! In 2003, they officially retired Colonel Reb from the field because they told boyz that they wanted to move away from symbols of the Old South. Okay playa, if you want to move away from symbols of the Old South then change the darn name and stop playin’ and tryin’ to run game on boyz because you look stupid tellin’ folks that you’ve got a new mascot but you’re still the Rebels.

In 2010 they came up with a darn bear named Rebel. What was he a rebel against? Picnic baskets? Now you’re runnin’ around with a Landshark? C’mon bruh this is stupid.

Listen to this foolishness. They say that the Landshark was originated in 2008 and quickly adopted by the defensive unit of the football team. Since then, players from Ole Miss teams have celebrated big plays by putting a hand to their forehead in the shape of a shark fin, accordin’ to the athletic department.

Bruh..EVERY defensive unit on EVERY football team in America calls themselves the sharks and have been for the last 15 or 16 years. Especially the secondary units. They’re huntin’ for balls. EVERYBODY says that and they’ve been sayin’ it forever. I know that they’ve got internet in Oxford so stop with this foolishness. So again, you sound crazy talkin’ about it originatin’ then and boyz adoptin’ somethin’ that everybody has been doin’ for years.

You sound crazier than the dun teachin’ us that Christopher Columbus discovered America in 1492 when people were already livin’ here. You can’t discover someone else’s home and you can’t originate something that boyz have already been doin’.

Stop frontin’, change the name and get a new mascot. It’s not that hard. Well…I guess it is when the Old South is still alive and well. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo is real talk today!