An old friend of mine named Vincent Goods always says, “People don’t change! Times do!” He says to put it on his tombstone. After the dull Giants went out like some suckas at Lambeau Field 38-13 on Sunday ole dull Odell Beckham Jr. went on a tirade after speakin’ with the press. As soon as the dun walked out of the media session he tore a hole in the wall right outside of the press room. Then the dun started bangin’ his head into the wall outside the Giants locker room.
Well playas…people don’t change! Times do!! He acted a fool in 2015 with Josh Norman. He brought that foolishness into the 2016 season cryin’ on the sideline and tryin’ to beat up the field goal net etc. Then he told the world that he was over that foolishness and that he was goin’ to be more mature etc.
All it took was for them to get the brakes beaten off of them at Green Bay and the old OBJ jumps out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth. Not only did they get torched but he looked a hot mess all day. He finished with only four catches for 28 yards on 11 targets. He had multiple drops and knew that boyz were gonna be ridin’ him about runnin’ off to Miami to get it in when he should have been focusin’ on the playoff game. I’m just sayin’!
Do what you wanna do playboy but don’t show up and lay an egg! Why? Because when you do, boyz are gonna bring it up. As a professional athlete you already know that it was goin’ to happen. So don’t put YOUR hand through someone else’s property because YOU know that YOU didn’t show up.
Now you’ve got all the time in the world to go to Miami!! Holla at the boyz at the Clevelander and Wet Willies for me while you’re down there. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.