Richard Dawkins, the English ethologist and evolutionary biologist, once said, “A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.” Car Sagan, the astronomer, gave it to us like this, “For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” Then Conan O’Brien broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, “When all else fails there’s always delusion.”
Well playas…now that Odell Beckham Jr. has clearly shown his butt (edited version) with complete meltdowns on the field two weeks in a row he’s runnin’ around tellin’ boyz that he’s no longer havin’ fun playin’ football. In an interview with ESPN’s Anita Marks on Tuesday this dun said, “Football is my sanctuary. It’s where I go to escape. It’s where I’m most happy. I’m not having fun anymore.” He goes on to say to that the matchup with Josh Norman last year tarnished his image and he blames the media for continuin’ to focus on his conduct on the field. Then this cat had the audacity to say out of his OWN mouth that the latest matchup with Norman and the Redskins was circulated on social media causin’ other Giants players to see this foolishness and focus on his mental state. WHAT!!!??
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever come 1st! Like I told you boyz in the Crazy Hot Joint entitled “Easy Work” that this dun’s career is essentially over. Not only is he too sensitive and too easily rattled to play this game but he’s trippin’ if he’s blamin’ everybody else for watchin’ the car accident he created.
Look here bruh, if you run out into the middle of the street butt naked in the middle of rush hour traffic and cause an 18 car pile up EVERYBODY is goin’ to be watchin’ YOU!!! So EVERY time you show up on the side walk wearin’ a bath robe boyz are turnin’ the cameras on waitin’ for you to step off of the curb and take your darn clothes off. You did it once then turned around and did it the followin’ week. So now boyz are tunin’ in for the charm!! Who’s fault is that?
He’s blamin’ everybody else for his foolishness and that’s the first sign of delusion. With interviews like that he’s further provin’ my point that his career is essentially over. Today he’s sayin’ I’m not happy. Tomorrow he’ll be quittin’ because it’s everybody else’s fault. Y’all gone start listenin’ to me bruh! I don’t know when but y’all gone start. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.