The Jay Graves Report

O.G. advice for Ezekiel Elliott after bein’ cleared of criminal charges! “Listen Up”

"I'm listenin' now bruh!"

Henry Miller, the well-known author, once said, “In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.” Malcolm X gave it to us like this, “There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time.”Then Tom Bodett, the author, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.”

Well playas…I hope that ole Ezekiel Elliott has learned a valuable lesson as he starts his professional career. As the O.G.’s back in the hood would tell the young playas comin’ up, “Keep ya head on a swivel playboy and never trust any one that knows more about you than you know about them.”  On Tuesday the Columbus (Ohio) City Attorney’s office announced that it wouldn’t charge that dun in a domestic violence incident from July involvin’ his former girlfriend.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy almost ruined his career before it got started because he simply would listen to the O.G.’s that have come before him. Here’s the foolishness as we know it bruh. Accordin’ to reports ole boy was supposedly tryin’ to break up with ole girl, she tripped and told him that if he did she would ruin him. Now he allegedly had text messages on his phone that proved it accordin’ to a Cowboy front office executive when the story broke in July.

Because he was a young cat not listenin’ to the old heads he was still in Columbus foolin’ around with her when he should have had his butt in Dallas especially after she’s told him who she was.

Oh she told him who she was bruh!!! Anytime a woman is up at night takin’ pictures of YOU while YOU’RE sleep and postin’ them on Snapchat without YOUR knowledge, she can’t be trusted. Ole girl not only posted the joint in May two months before the alleged incident but she put a caption under it that read, “Dallas Cowboys newest running back Ezekiel Eliott!” SHE WAS TRYIN’ TO GET FAMOUS BRUH!!!! So I’ll ask the first and only question that the O’G.’s want to know!!! “Why are you still dealin’ with her in late July? Why are you payin’ her rent and co-signin’ rides for her? C’mon bruh!!! Where you from? She already told you who she was! So “if” she did say that she would ruin you. You gotta believe her at some point.” 

Now that you’ve gotten out of this foolishness here’s some old school advice for you young brotha. “The next time you wanna play house DON’T! What’s the point of bein’ single if you gotta deal with married man issues? Stop livin’ with these broads that you aren’t married to. Stop payin’ their rent and stop buyin’ them cars and foolishness like that. Once you open yourself up to that foolishness that’s when crazy emotions and arguments jump out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth and anything can pop off. Why? Because when you start buyin’ her everything and payin’ her bills you think you own her. So when she starts talkin’ slick you can’t believe that you’ve just put your hands on her. If you simply dated her and had your OWN place when the emotions jump out of the closet and a boy wants to fight and argue. You simply put on your shoes and go to your OWN house. Then you only talk to her when one or both of you calm down or you don’t really ever have to come back.” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!