Boyz down in Chapel Hill had to wait an entire year to celebrate a championship that got away from them last year. Villanova’s Kris Jenkins knocked down a 3-pointer at the buzzer to win it all and that left a bad taste in their mouths all year. However, no matter how bad it looked on Monday night in Glendale, a championship is a championship is a championship. When the smoke cleared the North Carolina Tar Heels walked out of the joint with their sixth national championship in program history after beatin’ Gonzaga 71-65!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby’s momma was talkin’ about how terrible a ball game the national championship was because of all of the fouls, free throws attempted and especially North Carolina NOT bein’ able to hit an elephant in the butt with a base fiddle all night.
They shot a miserable 26 of 73 from the field (36%) and 4 of 27 from downtown (15%) and only 57 percent from the foul line! However, Gonzaga was just as bad shootin’ the rock. They shot the joint at 33 percent from the field but did knock down the 3-ball at 42 percent.
But on some real talk, who cares? UNC is headed to the crib with the national title and today nobody’s lookin’ at the box score analyzin’ this foolishness!! They won their sixth national title! Roy Williams has surpassed the great Dean Smith in Chapel Hill with three championships bruh! He’s the freakin’ man in North Carolina whether boyz want to admit it or not. The number three is greater than two!! Y’all remember this, 3>2! That’s like second or third grade.
Say what you want about the dull sport coats that dun wears that he can never rock a tie that matches the flavor of the jacket. Say what you want about his ability to get it down when you thinks that he should get it dun, which is crazy to me. But whatever! He’s the freakin’ man in college basketball right now. Only John Wooden, Coach K and Adolph Rupp has more titles than he does. So guess what playa, he can keep wearin’ the dull jackets. As a matter of fact, he can wear those joints with his underwear only and some extra long thick and thins with some old school Stacy Adams knobs. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Crib: noun – home
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Thick and Thins: noun – old school socks that were actually thick and thin.
4) Stacy Adams knob: noun – shoes by the designer Stacy Adams that were three quarter high tops with a round toe. All of the old school pimps used to wear those joints.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo is real talk today!