The Jay Graves Report

No trouble in Paradise: Patriots blast Titans to quiet all the haters! “35 Unanswered”

"Keep doubtin' me playas! Just keep on..." Photo: Charles Krupa

It’s funny how boyz try to come up with story lines to discount what New England has been able to do over the past, oh say, 17 years with Tom Brady and Bill Belichick and Co.. For the past week or so all you’ve heard was boyz hollerin’ about how this foolishness was about to come to an end because of the in-fightin’. How there’s trouble in paradise and these cats are about to implode right before our eyes.

You even heard that foolishness on Saturday when Tennessee marched down the field and drew blood first in the AFC Divisional game in Foxborough. Yeah, you heard it for about a darn commercial break. By the time you went down stairs to get the rest of your wings and beer and came back up stairs the Patriots were draggin’ the Titans through your livin’ room knockin’ over your wife’s new coffee table.

They scored 35 unanswered points and sent everybody doubtin’ just how good they still are to the crib with their tails between their legs. The final score was 35-14.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Tom Brady carved these cats up and served them on a paper plate. He’s not bringin’ the good china out until next week playa. He finished the night with three touchdowns on 337 yards passin’. This was ole boy’s 10th career postseason game with at least three touchdowns surpassin’ Joe Montana for the most in NFL history.

Look here bruh, there’s no rule that says that you can’t hate on the Patriots because they continually kick everybody’s butt. But I can tell you that it’s a complete waste of time because whether you hate them or not they’re goin’ to keep doin’ it. So I say relax and enjoy watchin’ history.

You’ll be able to tell you’re grandkids that you saw the greatest quarterback of all time and probably the greatest NFL dynasty of all time. Sure, there are other’s like the Packers and Cowboys from several eras but these cats have been consistent for the past 17 years. If they aren’t winnin’ the Super Bowl, they’re in it or darn near in it. It’s crazy!!!

I say relax and enjoy it. What Tom Brady is doin’ at 40 is unbelievable! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!


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