Everybody and their baby’s momma had been geeked up to No.3 Warren Central visit No.1 Ben Davis and on some real talk, you can throw the rankings out of the window. It was East Side vs. West Side playboy! So you already knew what it was! Last year Warren Central won this joint by a point but on Friday night Ben Davis put everybody on notice by literally truckin’ a boy 45-16.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Warren Central jumped out of the birthday cake on a boy real quick and drew blood first goin’ up 7-0. However, BD was not playin’ and literally walked that joint right back down their throats to knot it up and it was Chris Brown up in that pice from that point on. “On and Poppin’ bruh!”
When I tell you that Ben Davis trucked a boy they literally trucked a boy, at least Reese Taylor did. Are you kiddin’ me bruh! This cat scored a rushin’ touchdown late in the ball game and literally ran through a cat at the goal line. It was NUTS!! The Indiana University commit did everything but make the darn popcorn on Friday night. Ole boy was 15-25 for 246 yards and 3 touchdowns in the air and he ran for another 45 yards and 2 more touchdowns on the ground. They need to start callin’ that dun FedEx because he delivers on the ground and in the air.
And don’t get it twisted, this ain’t Destiny’s Child with only one superstar! They come at you in waves on both sides of the ball. Johnny Adams, like my momma used to say, showed his bare bottom on just 16 carries!! He may as well have had on some of those Prince pants with the butt cheeks out bruh. The dun put up 214 yards and a touchdown without even sweatin’.
If that wasn’t enough Broc Thompson got on the mic and ripped it up too. Ole boy had 5 catches for 100 yards!! Wheredaydodatat? Then Kesean Tunstill jumped out of the whip and hit ’em up with 3 catches for 53 yards. You can’t defend this foolishness bruh!! It’s too much!!!
Take nothin’ away from Warren Central. They just ran into the runaway train on the West side known as Ben Davis on Friday night. Like I told you in my “HILARIOUS M.I.C. Weekly Preview: Week 5!” the only way these cats are losin’ this year is if they put on blind folds and tie their shoes together. Stop me when I start lyin’!
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Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole Boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about
3) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for “Who does that?”
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!