Everybody and their baby’s momma knows that Nick Saban is constantly tryin’ to psych himself and his team out of bein’ cocky enough to believe that they are the best team in the country 99.9999 percent of the time. So every now and then ole boy has to play tricks in his own head to keep from gettin’ complacent with beatin’ the brakes off of boyz year after year.
So Wednesday just happened to be one of those days bruh. When asked about linebacker Christian Miller ole Saban went nuts.
“Oh, I don’t know. You guys make all these predictions about everything, about guys who are going to be great players, that have been here for two years. Who’s gonna win all the games? I don’t even know why we play. Why do we even play? Why do we even have practice? Why do we compete? Why do we coach guys? How they need to improve. I mean, you guys got all the answers to how guys are gonna be, what they’re gonna do.”
He goes on to say, “Sometimes I wonder … why do we play? Why do we even have practice? Because you guys have got all these conclusions already drawn about who’s what, how good they are, what they can do. So why would you ask me? That’s what’s puzzling to me. Why would you ask me? I read stuff all the time, like, ‘Oh, that’s nice to know. Where’d that come from?’ And then you ask me?”
Then after all of that foolishness and song and dance the dun cracked a smile and said, “But Christian Miller has done a nice job. He’s had a really good camp. He’s doing a good job. He had a lot of production points in the scrimmage, so we’re really happy with the progress.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Saban knows that he’s got the best program in college football right now. He’s won four out of the last eight national titles for cryin’ out loud and if he’s not winnin’ it he’s competin’ for it. Stop with this foolishness Nick!
I know that you don’t want to come across as bein’ arrogant about how good your team is but it’s that good bruh. You’ve got the best players because the rich get richer in college sports until a boy gets too arrogant and screws it up. What I mean by that is this, when boyz start, like my momma used to say, “Smellin’ themselves” then they let the players get loose and like clockwork they start operatin’ recklessly and the next thing you know the banners are bein’ pullin’ down and wins are bein’ vacated. So I get it bruh! Nick doesn’t want anybody at the University of Alabama to get so comfortable that they stop payin’ attention to the pot holes in the road.
It’s just funny to see him pull those stunts because you know what he’s doin’. Big shout to ole Nick for keepin’ boyz on their toes. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!