I know everybody and their baby’s momma and ole Uncle LeRoy turned the game off at the break when the Pacers were gettin’ the brakes beaten off of them 60-41 by the dull Sacramento Kings. At one point they were down by as many as 22 points!! Then Big Momma called on the Ghetto Bat Phone in the locker room and cursed everybody out! Not just her son bruh! EVERYBODY!! Nate McMillan and all of the coaches and trainers too! Boyz ran out of that locker room on a new mission! Win this game and get Nate his 500th career win!
Well playas…they outscored the Kings 65-40 in the final two quarters to leave with the “W” and Paul George was able to give Nate the game ball afterwards. It was about to be a problem if they had gone out to dull Sacramento and loss. They’re so far under .500 that they don’t even show up on the map.
Believe it or not playboy, Nate is 29th on the wins list of NBA coaches All-Time!! There are only three other active coaches 500 or more wins bruh! That’s Gregg Popovich, Doc Rivers and Rick Carlisle
Paul George was drivin’ the blue and gold ’64 Impala with the old school candy paint hittin’ switches with 24 points. Jeff Teague was in charge of the radio ridin’ shotgun with 22 points and throwin’ 11 dimes to keep boyz out of the street. Big Al Jefferson held in down comin’ out of the bushes on a boy with 20 as the young boy, Myles Turner kept it real with 16.
The Pacers finished the night with 22 assists as a team shootin’ 52 percent from the field. They’ve won 7 out of their last 8 but had boyz worried in the first half of this one.
Boogie Cousins was out there actin’ like the school yard bully tryin’ to punk boyz out of their sneakers and jewelry. I guess he thought that young Myles was goin’ to just take his gear off and give it to him without a fight. Naw playa, he held his own. Now don’t get it twisted, Boogie went to work pickin’ up a triple double. So he won the battle but lost the war. DeMarcus finished the night with 25 points, 12 rebounds and 10 assists.
They/he just fell apart in the second half. Ole boy scored 19 of his 25 in the first half and only managed a cool 6 points after the break and you saw what the rest of the team did after halftime. Remember, that’s when Big Momma cursed everybody out in the Pacers locker room. Well there’s nothin’ you can do once Big Momma goes off. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.