The Jay Graves Report

Mississippi State pulls a Craig and Knocks out UConn on a Friday! “Debo Goes Down”

"Are you serious?" Photo: New York Daily News

Every REAL hood in America has a dun that Debo’s boyz on a daily basis! He rides through the streets on a bike that he’s stolen, wearin’  some Air Force One’s or Jordan’s and some jewelry that he took off of a boy that couldn’t or wouldn’t defend himself. Well playas…the UConn Huskies are that cat in Women’s college basketball. They’ve been carjackin’ boyz every night since November 17, 2014.

Now everybody knew who was gettin’ boyz but they couldn’t do anything about it until Friday night in Dallas. Mississippi State (34-4) showed up in the National Semifinal and refused to give up their sneakers or jewelry bruh. They jumped out of the ride and jumped all over the duns that had beaten them by 60 this time last year in the NCAA Tournament in front of Big Momma nem.

At one point in the first half Mississippi State was up 29-13! Then they lost the lead. When the smoke cleared in overtime the smallest player on the floor, Morgan William, had knocked down a jumper at the buzzer to walk out of the joint with UConn’s sneakers, jewelry and their brand new whip 66-64.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! UConn was 111-0 comin’ into this joint bruh! What do you do with that playa? Psychologically there’s no way to process that. They’ve won the last four NCAA Championships and it hasn’t even been close. They beat Mississippi State by 60 a year ago!!! What do you do with that?

It’s not even possible to fool yourself into believin’ that you can beat these duns. However, the Lady Bulldogs get out of the ride and squared up on Debo, gave them body blow after body blow and delivered the knock out punch with no time left in overtime.

After causin’ havoc all over the country for more than 2 and a half years some fake media-type at the New York Times tried to make excuses for UConn talkin’ about the team bein’ young and not havin’ a lot of depth!! They were 36-0 walkin’ into the joint bruh! This cat had the nerve to bring up the fact that their top three stars from last season, Breanna Stewart, Moriah Jefferson and Morgan Tuck were drafted 1, 2, and 3 in the WNBA Draft. This cat also brought up the fact that they only had one senior on the roster and only two cats comin’ off of the bench. Really bruh?

They’ve been punchin’ boyz in the throat all season! They won 36 straight with whatever they had. Talk about East Coast bias!! Are you kiddin’ me? Give those southern belles from Mississippi some credit for walkin’ in and doin’ what was virtually impossible. Not only did they knock off the giant but they beat the duns that drilled them by 60 the last time they got out of the ride. Just like Craig knocked out Debo in the movie Friday. Mississippi State did work on UConn on a friday too.

So on Sunday we’ll have an all SEC title game that includes both South Carolina and Mississippi State. What are they doin’ in South Carolina bruh? Both the men’s and women’s teams are ballin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Debo: noun – character in the movie Friday that was the neighborhood bully takin’ sneakers and jewelry off of boyz

3) Boyz: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

4) Big Momma nem: noun – the entire family and friends

5) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart. Why? Because I’m from “The G” which stands for Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!