Everybody and their Uncle Leroy was fired up about the Purdue Boilermakers actually havin’ a real chance at beatin’ the Michigan Wolverines!! On homecomin’ at that! Duns filled West Lafayette like they were givin’ away Willie Wonka’s Golden Ticket.
Purdue’s defense showed up like somebody had taken Big Momma’s patent leather purse with all of her Sunday mornin’ peppermints in it. Boyz were gettin’ it in and not carin’ what a boy thought either. They held Michigan’s offense to 97 yards total in the first half. Only givin’ up 19 yards rushin’.
But let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! There’s a concept in sports that we call “The Athletes kickin’ in!” where depth becomes the decidin’ factor playboy. Purdue 1st team guys can play with Michigan but there’s a significant drop off in talent relative to Michigan when comes to the 2nd and 3rd team cats showin’ up in the second half when boyz start rotatin’ cats in and out.
By the end of third quarter Michigan had amassed more than 278 yards of total offense up from 97 yards total in the first half with their second team quarterback, John O’Korn, and they were ridin’ their third team runnin’ back Chris Evans to go up 14-10 by the end of three quarters.
As good as Purdue played bruh, you can’t get around the concept of depth that teams like Michigan will always have over schools like them. It’s is what it is playa.
By the time the blew the final horn in this one Michigan had score 21 unanswered points and finished with 423 total yards with 139 on the ground. Chris Evans had popped them for 97 yards on 14 carries all in pretty much the second half. Depth bruh!! It is what it is. Michigan walks outta the joint with Big Momma patent leather purse and all of the Sunday peppermints. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Gelen Robinson on what he takes away from this game:
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!