The Jay Graves Report

Michigan let’s the ENTIRE conference down by wettin’ the bed against South Carolina!

"Move bruh get out the way!" Photo: Kim Klement, USA TODAY Sports

Everybody and their baby’s momma in the midwest pulled up a chair to see the Michigan Wolverines finish what the Big Ten started this bowl season. Seven of the eight teams reppin’ the Big Ten had already won and it was up to Jim Harbaugh’s boyz to finish things off by beatin’ South Carolina for the conference to got 8-0.

Michigan was up 19-3 and then completely imploded or should I say, wet the darn bed down the stretch to lose the joint 23-19. Wheredeydodatat?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! South Carolina was the easiest team to beat bruh!!! Michigan jumped on these boyz early and then just fell apart. C’mon bruh! Really?

And will somebody please tell Jim Harbaugh that if he’s goin’ to come out of the locker room with those ole dull cleats on that he needs to suit up too. And what’s all of that foolishness in his pockets? You’ve got the entire conference ridin’ with you to finish an undefeated bowl season and you give up 23 answered? Completely unacceptable.

They’re payin’ Harbaugh through the nose at $7 million per year and all he’s been able to do is manipulate the NCAA rule book. That dun can find every loop hole in the manual for recruitin’ and he’s signin’ players but all of that hasn’t shown up on the football field. He’s 1-6 record against Top 10 opponents and he’s 4 and 10 against the likes Ohio State, Penn State, Michigan State and Wisconsin.

So it only makes sense that he would let the darn conference down and lose the final game for the Big Ten this bowl season with an unblemished record on the line. Ole booger eatin’ Jim Harbaugh has wet the bed again. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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