The Jay Graves Report

Lonzo Ball’s daddy is goin’ to have him lookin’ like Martin out here if he doesn’t chill!

"Keep talkin' playa and Lonzo gone be wearin' these!"

Boyz have been sittin’ in the cut lettin’ LaVar Ball act a darn fool for months! He’s been talkin’ reckless and outta control not understandin’ how Corporate America actually works. Just because you think that you’ve got a great idea doesn’t mean that everybody wants to buy into it playa. Like Big Momma used to always say, “You gotta crawl before you can walk.” 

This dun stepped to Nike, Under Armour and Adidas demandin’ the world and got shut down by all three. Ole boy is insistin’ that they license his Big Baller Brand from him in which they told that dun to kick rocks.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He’s hustlin’ backwards bruh! You’ve got to get into the game first before you walk in talkin’ crazy to a boy. Lonzo Ball hasn’t dribbled a single ball in the NBA and LaVar’s other two sons are still in high school. How or why does he think that Nike, Under Armour or Adidas would license something when they’ve got all of the bread and the power? He’s gotta be outta his mind.

“I know bruh but I can’t get him to chill.” Mandatory Credit: Richard Mackson-USA TODAY Sports

It’s like a singer walkin’ off into Warner Bros Records after winnin’ the local high school talent show and tellin’ them they’ve got to give him a better deal than what Prince had. He sounds crazy!! Here’s what the dun said after gettin’ shut down, “We’ve said from the beginning, we aren’t looking for an endorsement deal. We’re looking for co-branding, a true partner. But they’re not ready for that because they’re not used to that model. But hey, the taxi industry wasn’t ready for Uber, either.”

Bruh!!!! You gotta get outta the way first! NOBODY’S goin’ to go anywhere near Lonzo Ball as long as you’re in the way. It’s actually unheard of for all three apparel companies to pull a Snoop on a potential No.1 draft pick and back up off of him and sit their cups down. But when you’ve got an old man that’s outta control he’s gonna messin’ around and end up in some Air Wacks like my man Martin if he keeps on! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!




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