Everybody and their baby’s momma got the same lecture when they left the crib in the mornin’ from either the old man or the old girl. “Don’t walk outta here and embarrass the family name.” So I know that every dun on the UCLA team got the same speech before they left for China earlier this week from Big Momma and the duns at UCLA. However, three knuckleheads decided not to listen. LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley and Jalen Hill were arrested in China while the team is there to play Georgia Tech on Friday to open the season.
These duns are accused of stealin’ out of the Louis Vuitton store that’s located next door to the hotel they were stayin’ in. My mans and nem said that about 20 cops ran in on a boy and held both players from UCLA and Georgia Tech in room at the hotel without allowin’ them to holler at their coaches, scarin’ the crap out of them.
They finally let the duns from Georgia Tech go about 1pm and finally arrested the three UCLA players.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Yo momma sent you to school to get an education or in some cats situations, to prepare for the NBA. Either way it wasn’t to go out and steal. Especially, in a darn foreign country bruh!
Do you realize that they could lock a boy up for years on GP. That means just because they feel like it. C’mon bruh, you’ve got to be smarter than that. Not only have you embarrassed the family name but you’ve embarrassed the crap out of UCLA too.
These cats are all over the news for some foolishness!!! You would think that a boy would know how to act if they’ve been hoopin’ long enough to get a full scholarship to one of the blue blood programs. They’ve played AAU, high school and now college ball and a boy runs into Luis Vuitton and steals somethin’ before the season can even get started.
Send all of them home on the first thing smokin’. Well…after they get out of jail first. Can you imagine the type of bread UCLA is goin’ to have to pay to get these cats out of lock up? Oh the duns in China aren’t crazy bruh! They’re about to hit UCLA in the pockets for this foolishness. And I wonder what ole LaVar’s got to say about this nonsense right here? Not a darn thing! My momma used to always say, “Your kids will make you close your mouth! Don’t ever say what your kid won’t do because as soon as you do they’ll do somethin’ crazy!!” And LaVar’s just did. That’s why the dun is as quiet as a church mouse today. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!