The Jay Graves Report

LeBron and Co. pick up where they left off! “Trips”

"We're on the hunt again bruh!"

Fede Alvarez, the Uruguayan filmmaker, once said, “A good story will keep you wondering about what’s happening, what’s going on, where does this go? Now it’s going to go that way, now it’s going to go that way. It has to do that. If it’s predictable, it’s just boring.” Bill Bradley broke it down like this, “Imagination allows us to escape the predictable. It enables us to reply to the common wisdom that we cannot soar by saying, ‘Just watch!'” Then Eleanor Roosevelt hit a boy in the top of the head when she spit, “If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.”

Well playas…if basketball were predictable it would be called the NBA and a dun like LeBron James would be runnin’ the joint. On Tuesday night the season tipped off with Cleveland pickin’ up their hardware and beatin’ the brakes off of the dull New York Knicks 117-88 tryin’ to run that old and antiquated triangle. One thing you can count on is LBJ pickin’ up where he left off last season. Puttin’ up a triple double bruh by finishin’ with 19 points, 11 rebounds and 14 assists.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boyz are takin’ for granted what this cat is doin’ out here. That was his 43rd career triple double! He’s a complete player that constantly gets everybody involved. And as long as he’s gettin’ boyz involved they’ll be hard pressed not to make it back to the Finals again. Who in the East is goin’ to beat them?

Yeah, I know, we haven’t seen anybody else play yet. But we can already say that the dull Knicks aren’t goin’ to make the playoffs. As a matter of fact, collect their uniforms now because they look a Hot mess!

It should be another fun NBA season but we already know who’s comin’ out of the East. Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, has penciled the Warriors in on comin’ out of the West. However, Gregg Popovich  and Co. might have something to say about that foolishness if Tuesday night was any indication of what’s to come this season. I’ve got my popcorn ready playboy and I’m ready to eat. Stop me when I start lyin’

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Ms. Jacskon: noun – rap song by OutKast.