The Jay Graves Report

LaVar Ball is real close to havin’ to eat an ENTIRE truck load of crow! “Backfire”

"Dad, are you sure you know what you're doin' bruh? Cuz this ain't makin' no sense to me." Photo: Reuters

I need everybody to say it with me, “FOOLISHNESS! STRAIGHT FOOLISHNESS!” LaVar Ball has jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth for the umpteenth time but this may be the craziest stunt ever. Ole boy has not only pulled both of his kids out of school, LiAngelo out of UCLA and LaMelo out of Chino Hills High School, but he’s now allowed them to sign with an agent to play professionally overseas.

It was crazy enough that he pulled LiAngelo out of UCLA because he didn’t want the dun to sit the suspension and not learn a lesson from it. But he’s allowed LaMelo, who is 16, to sign with an agent that will completely negate any opportunity of him playin’ in college. He’s 16!!!! We don’t know if the dun can really hoop or not or if he has the potential to play professional basketball at any level, let alone in the NBA at some point.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What’s wrong with a boy graduatin’ for high school first before you start tryin’ to make money off of him? I’m just sayin’! Everybody’s gotta have a plan B and tryin’ to sign the dun to a professional basketball contract at any level takes away any opportunity of him doin’ anything other than hoopin’. He’s not goin’ to be goin’ to school because he now has a job that has to be done. He’s 16 and he doesn’t NEED a freakin’ job when his brother is an NBA player.

However, his old man is a stark ravin’ maniac tryin’ to get paid off of him. If your kids are that good LaVar, what’s wrong with allowin’ the natural order of doin’ things take place. I’m not sayin’ that the kids have to go to college but they should at least graduate from high school first.

If you want to throw LiAngelo out there to play overseas then go right ahead. You’re still teachin’ him a terrible lesson in takin’ him out of UCLA because you’re essentially tellin’ him that it was permissible to steal in China and that he shouldn’t be held accountable for actin’ a fool on the university’s dime.

If you wanted the dun to play overseas instead of playin’ in college then he shouldn’t have ever been at UCLA in the first place. You could have saved everybody the embarrassment and kept it movin’.

So what happens if one or both of these kids fall on their faces? Lonzo’s already strugglin’ with the Lakers and if he keeps playin’ the way he’s playin’ he’ll end up in the G league. Then what? All of the foolishness comin’ out of your mouth with eventually have to go away. Oh yeah, what about all of the suckas that paid you $499 for a pair of Zo2’s that they never got?

LaVar is in so deep right now that he can’t come out bruh. It’s backfirin’ on him but he’s so stubborn that he won’t retreat. So he’s willin’ to dive into the canyon head first before he’ll say “I have no idea what I’m doin’. HELP!!!!”  Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!