My mother used to always say, “Your children will make you close your mouth!” Well playboy…LiAngelo Ball made LaVar close his. Well…for just about a week. Now the dun is again talkin’ as reckless as ever. After his son and his teammates were released and flown back to the states you can understand why the kid got into trouble in the first place.
Ole LaVar told ESPN on Friday when they asked him about Trump helpin’ his kid out he said, “What was he over there for? Don’t tell me nothing. Everybody wants to make it seem like he helped me out.” Now on some real talk, you can’t ever believe our president when he says things because his track record can be shady on the truth at times. However, if your son is lookin’ at bein’ locked up for a number of years in a Chinese prison, if Mickey Mouse takes credit for gettin’ a boy out you should be happy, say thank you and keep it movin’.
But the foolishness that blew my mind was when he tried to down play the dun stealin’ in the first place. He goes on to say, “As long as my boy’s back here, I’m fine. I’m happy with how things were handled. A lot of people like to say a lot of things that they thought happened over there. Like I told him, ‘They try to make a big deal out of nothing sometimes.’ I’m from L.A. I’ve seen a lot worse things happen than a guy taking some glasses. My son has built up enough character that one bad decision doesn’t define him. Now if you can go back and say when he was 12 years old he was shoplifting and stealing cars and going wild, then that’s a different thing. Everybody gets stuck on the negativity of some things and they get stuck on them too long. That’s not me. I handle what’s going on and then we go from there.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The dun is over there stealin’ because the ole man doesn’t think that it’s big deal. He’s only concerned with him hoopin’ and not followin’ the freakin’ law. I don’t care what country you’re in, stealin’ is stealin’.
If you spent more time on values and less time talkin’ crazy tellin’ people how good your kids can play. Ole boy wouldn’t be causin’ an international incident at the expense of UCLA. I know you don’t care but they do. Their reputation has been dragged through the mud for the past week foolin’ around with your kid and his buddies because they were tryin’ to be nickel slick, like my momma used to say.
I hope that LiAngelo learns a lesson from all of this foolishness because you sure haven’t!! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!