Lance Stephenson irritates LeBron to help Pacers beat Cavs for third time! “His Number”

"You know the drill big fella! Ima do this every time we hook up." Photo: Frank McGrath/Pacers

The Cleveland Cavaliers pulled up on Friday night, jumped out of the ride and commenced to whoopin’ the Indiana Pacers butts. They dove all over them finishin’ the first quarter 34-12 lookin’ like they’d finally figured out whatever was wrong with them. They’d been beaten by a combined 62 points over the previous two games comin’ into Bankers Life Fieldhouse.

Well playas…the Pacers decided that they weren’t about to just let a boy come into their house and push them around. For the next three quarters Indiana outscored the Cavs 85-61 to walk out of the joint with a 97-95 win. It was their third win over the defendin’ Eastern Conference Champs this season.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Indiana scrapped all night to win this game led by Darren Collison’s 22 points. Victor Oladipo dropped off 19 points but the story of the night was Lance “The Don Dada” irritatin’ the crap out of LeBron.

Ole boy has his number bruh. Every time the two of them get on the floor together Lance is all over him. Pushin’, grabbin’, pinchin’ and blowin’ in his ear. On Friday night he kept leanin’ on LeBron and pushin’ his thumb into his side causin’ King James to retaliate and get a technical foul for blatently pushin’ ole boy off of him.

As Lance was playin’ great defense by gettin’ on LeBron’s nerves he was puttin’ the ball in the hoop on the other end of the floor finishin’ with 16 points. Damontas Sabonis delivered a solid double-double with 12 points and 15 rebounds startin’ for the injured Myles Turner. Thaddeus Young did work as well with 12 points and 7 rebounds.

Indiana locked down on the Cavs runnin’ the floor in the second half which made all of the difference in the world. Cleveland had 34 fast break points in the first half and was limited to only 5 in the second.

Nate McMillan’s goal every night is to finish the game with at least 25 assists. His team was well under that mark with only 16 but I’m guessin’ he’ll take what he can get with a win like that. Huge win for his Pacers before goin’ on a five game West Coast road trip startin’ with Phoenix on Sunday. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!