Bradley Whitford, the actor, once said, “You don’t want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in.” John C. Maxwell, the author, broke it down like this, “A lack of realism in the vision today costs credibility tomorrow.” Then Giorgio Napolitano, the former Italian president, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “It takes a lot of effort to win back credibility after having lost it so heavily.”
Well playas…that goes for all of these fake media-types that didn’t have Lamar Jackson on their Heisman Watch Lists before the start of the season. Duns were runnin’ around here tellin’ boyz that he wasn’t worthy because he played at Louisville like the dun transferred there this past offseason or somethin’. He won the freakin’ award last year playin’ at Louisville and it wasn’t even close!!!
Some of these fake media-types did everything in their power not to vote for him last year but his numbers were so off the charts that they would have looked like a complete fool givin’ it to anybody else.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He’s the best player in college football hands down! What he’s doin’ right now is nuts!! In two weeks he’s inserted himself back on top of the freakin’ list that these cats tried to exclude him from. On Saturday he became the first Power 5 quarterback to throw for more than 300 yards and rush for 100 yards in back-to-back games! He destroyed Purdue for 378 yards passin’ and 107 yards rushin’ and then turned around and sprinted through North Carolina. He put up 393 yards in the air and another 132 on the ground against them! Did I mention that he scored 6 touchdowns in Chapel Hill Saturday alone!!!
He’s a darn video game bruh and these fake media-types tried to convince you that he’s not the real deal. In just two games he’s put up 1,010 yards (771 passin’ and 239 rushin’) and 8 touchdowns and you’re tryin’ to tell me that he isn’t the Heisman front runner or that he wasn’t the front runner walkin’ in the door after runnin’ away with it last year? Stop it! You sound crazy and shouldn’t be allowed to cover the sport.
It’s like all of the duns that tried to convince boyz that Russell Westbrook wasn’t the NBA MVP when he was the only player in more than 55 years of professional basketball to average a triple double. Their ignorant reasonin’ was that because Bill Russell didn’t win the MVP when he did it in 1962. What?!! He should have and didn’t but what does one have to do with the other? Some of these cats should be banned from sports journalism bruh and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!