The Jay Graves Report

Kyrie is shootin’ a hole in the bottom of the boat to prove to boyz that he can swim! “Hustlin’ Backwards”

"You smell that?"

Now that everybody’s had a chance to digest the foolishness that was the news of Kyrie wantin’ to be traded out of Cleveland because in his mind, he has to be the focal point. In other words, the dun wants to be the man instead of the man sittin’ next to the man. I get it playa!! He’s tired of winnin’ and goin’ to the Finals so now he just wants to be the franchise player!! Egos are egos and they aren’t goin’ anywhere. They either get stroked or bruised and his is bruised at this point. I get it!!

But what blew my mind is that the dun said that his preferences were to go to the Spurs, Timberwolves, Knicks or Heat. Bruh…the only options out of those four teams is the dull the Knicks and possibly Heat because the other two make no sense unless those teams are bein’ run by Elmer Fudd or the freakin’ Brown Hornet butt naked drivin’ a 1989 Ford Tempo!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! San Antonio isn’t about to mess with him! They’ve got a focal point bruh and he wears cornrows, doesn’t say much and drives a ’97 Chevy Tahoe. They aren’t tradin’ jack for Kyrie to come in and take over. Pop’s program doesn’t get down like that. Not gonna happen.

He’s not about to show up in Minnesota and bully a boy out of his seat either. As a matter of fact, they’ve got 3 or 4 cats that think they are the freakin’ man right now!!! They’ve got Karl-Anthony Towns, Andrew Wiggins and they just ran out and got Jimmy Buckets from Chicago.  Jamal Crawford and Jeff Teague haven’t even unpacked yet to figure out how they’re goin’ to set this thing up.

Sure, I know that Crawford and Teague aren’t anywhere near bein’ the man but even if they somehow figured a way to move Jimmy or Andrew Wiggins there’s still gonna be a dun standin’ there lookin’ at him crazy about potentially thinkin’ about takin’ their seat.

Can the Timberwolves give up Wiggins or Jimmy Buckets for Kyrie and keep the rest of those duns happy? Or do they chill like Guy? Does it make sense? That’s a question that boyz have to answer when they’ve already signed Jeff Teague to run the point this off-season. Yeah I know Teague ain’t Kyrie but you’ve gotta make the money make sense playboy. They’ve already signed Teague to a 3 year deal worth $57 million!! You’re not about to sit him on the bench and pay him that type of bread. So you’ve got to move him too to make it make sense.

What am I sayin’ bruh? I’m sayin’ that you’ve gotta move all kinda boyz to get Kyrie in the car and you still don’t know if he fits what Minnesota is tryin’ to do? I’m just sayin’ bruh!!!

He could go to Miami but they’ve got to give up half the darn team to make the trade make sense to Cleveland. Either way Kyrie goes to a much worse situation than he’s playin’ in now. At least right now he’s a lock to get to the Finals comin’ out of the East. But I guess he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do but he’s shootin’ a whole in the bottom of the boat to prove to boyz that he can swim.

Does it make sense to leave Cleveland when LeBron dips? Sure it doesn’t but not the year before to go to dull New York. Because that’s where he’s goin’ to end up and we’ve already seen Kyrie as the focal point in Cleveland and they got three top picks because they were trash. He doesn’t make players around him better and he dribbles the air out of the ball.

Does it make sense to bounce because you can? Or does it make sense to strategically make a move? Stop me when I start lyin!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Guy: noun – R&B group from the late 1980’s that had a hit song called “Let’s Chill!”

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!