The Jay Graves Report

Kyrie goes NUTS on a boy and saves Cavs as LeBron gets into foul trouble! “TEAM Ball”

In my Wacka Flocka voice, "Oh lets do it!" Photo: Sports Illustrated

With LeBron pickin’ up four fouls with darn near 6 minutes left in the second quarter and the Cavs down by double digits boyz were in trouble! In Game 3 it was proven that if LeBron isn’t effective Cleveland is a deer in head lights!! Well playboy…think again!! The Celtics weren’t able to take advantage of that Philistine bein’ on the bench watchin’ the rest of the first half. At that moment, they needed to be fillin’ up the boat with water and they couldn’t. Boston was only up by ten points  57-47 at the break and that wasn’t good enough to keep boyz at bay.

Big Momma visited the Cleveland locker room and reminded them that this is a TEAM game and when the smoke cleared the Cavs walked out of the joint after four quarters with a 112-99 victory to go up 3-1 in the series. Kyrie went NUTS on a boy scorin’ 19 points in less than five minutes and puttin’ up 33 in a 19 minute stretch to finish with a career playoff high of 42 points!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, thought that the Cavs were toast when LeBron got into foul trouble so early. As a matter of fact, he’d never had that many fouls in his freakin’ career that early in a ball game so boyz were lookin’ a lil’ dull. The Celtics made the critical mistake of not capitalizin’ on his absence and let the Cavs hang around!

Kyrie exploded and that allowed LeBron the time he needed to get back into a rhythm. By the time the game was over Kyrie and LeBron alone had outscored the Celtics in the second half 48-42! Wheredeydodatat?

When that Philistine went down with his forth foul he only had 11 points. He finished the night with 34 that were so quiet that boyz were shaken to realize that he’d scored that many points. Kyrie had everybody on their feet the entire second half payin’ attention to him that LeBron was grabbin’ wallets on the subway.

Now don’t sleep on Kevin Love either. That dun dropped off 17 points and 17 rebounds just to keep a boy honest. Between the Cavs big three they scored a total of 93 points!! Again, wheredeydodatat?

The problem down the road for the Cavs will be gettin’ points out of the bushes! Boyz have been payin’ so much attention to LeBron not showin’ up in Game 3 and gettin’ into foul trouble in Game 4 that they completely slept on them only scorin’ 9 points in Game 3 and 7 points in Game 4. That’s unacceptable!

You can’t show up in the Finals without a bench! The good thing is that Golden State has no bench either. However, the major advantage that Cleveland had comin’ into that potential match up was the fact that they HAD a bench that could keep the water out of the boat when the first unit sat down. Now that’s not happenin’. It’s startin’ to get interestin’ and my popcorn is stayin’ fresh. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ms. Jackson: noun – rap song by OutKast

3) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

4) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for “Who does that?”

5) Out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!