By now everybody and their baby’s momma has heard about Kevin Durant havin’ two Twitter accounts and talkin’ reckless and crazy on them. He’s got one joint with a fake name where he calls himself @Colecashwell and his regular joint @KDTrey5. The dun was outta control on Sunday and went in on his former coach Billy Donovan and the Thunder after a boy asked him why he decided to dip. Here’s the exchange bruh:
@webelieve2017 there you go pic.twitter.com/ruA2yV8QHE
— dis alot (@ColeCashwell) September 18, 2017
So fast forward to Tuesday when ole boy was at theTechCrunch Disrupt event in San Francisco where he eventually hollered at a boy from USA Today Sports and had this to say, “That was just me being a total [expletive] idiot. I own up to it. I want to move on from it. It probably hit me probably harder than what everybody [thought]. Everybody else was telling me to relax, to snap out of it, but I was really, really upset with myself more than anything. It’s not the fact that people were talking about me, because I deserve that, but I’m just more upset with myself that I let myself go that far, you know what I was saying?”
He went on to say, “It was a joke to me at first. I was doing it all summer, and it went too deep. … I haven’t slept in two days, two nights. I haven’t ate. It’s crazy, because I feel so [expletive] pissed at myself and I’m mad that I brought someone into it.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This is what it sounds like when a boy gets caught not when a boy is actually sorry for the foolishness that he’s been involved in bruh. It’s like a boy gettin’ caught cheatin’ on his girl. He ain’t really sorry for cheatin’ he’s sorry that his girl found out about it. To say that you really love the duns in OKC is crazy because you wouldn’t be hidin’ behind a Twitter account talkin’ crazy about them.
And on the some real talk, there’s nothin’ for him to be sorry about other than bein’ fake. Where I’m from they call that bein’ “two-faced” bruh. It’s when a boy says one thing in your face and says just the opposite behind your back.
KD’s just sorry that everybody found out on the same day that he’s two-faced!! If that’s how you feel playboy then just say it playa. Don’t hide behind Cole Cashwell. Be a G about it and say that you didn’t like it in OKC! Say that you didn’t like playin’ for Billy Donovan! Say that you didn’t like playin’ with Young Russ if that’s how you feel.
That way a boy can at least respect you. When you’re hidin’ behind a Twitter account that takes it to another level of bein’ weak bruh. That’s real talk and don’t get mad at me for keepin’ it real. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Dip: verb – to leave
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!