The Jay Graves Report

KD makes the OKC fan base look silly with their dull cup cake signs! “Right?”

"How stupid do we look after this dun puts up 34 on us and we lose?"

Will somebody run down the Oklahoma City and tell their fans that it only makes sense to talk trash and try to call a boy soft if they’ve actually got a team that can back it up. You can’t talk $100 worth of noise all week, print up cup cake signs and t-shirts and harass a boy if you don’t have the fire power to back it up. They let their emotions take over and at the end of the day they had to walk out of the joint with egg on their faces as Kevin Durant and Golden State completely bursts their butts 130-114. And that’s the edited version.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I know you didn’t think that OKC had a nerd’s chance in the projects of throwin’ up gang signs and runnin’ out of there without gettin’ the brakes beaten off of them right? You’ve been watchin’ your team all season long I would assume. And you know that you’ve got one player that has to do it ALL just for you to even be in games with good teams right? But you were so emotionally set on givin’ it to KD that all logic went out of the window.

Golden State is KD’s team bruh! He’s the best player on that team! So you already knew that he was goin’ to get his just like he did the last two times he played OKC in Oakland. Right? He’s got a full compliment of players in the ride with him that can do work. You knew that right? But you thought that it made sense to poke the bear on NATIONAL TELEVISION!! Right?

“Let me know when you and your boyz have had enough bruh!” Mandatory Credit: Mark D. Smith-USA TODAY Sports

It’s like goin’ to the ghetto lookin’ for a boy that you know will beat the dust off of you and he’s runs with a crew of gangstas that can’t wait to jump out of the ride too.

So what happened when you finally ran up on KD Saturday night with your cute cup cake t-shirts and posters? He unloaded an entire can on your dull team. Ole boy finished with 34 points and 9 rebounds! His homeboys jumped out of the whip and got at you too. Both Steph and Klay dropped 26 apiece and even ole dull reality TV star of “Shaqtin’ A Fool” fame, Javale McGee, hit ‘um up for 16!!  When JaVale is clownin’ you, you know it’s a problem bruh!

Next time ole boy shows up in Oklahoma City give him the respect the deserves or show up with a team that can back up your trash talkin’! It’s not fair to put all of that pressure on my man Young Russ! He went to work like he always does finishin’ with 47 points, 11 rebounds and 8 assists but only Oladipo (20 points) and Steven Adams (13 points) got out of the ride to help him fight. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Whip: noun – a luxury vehicle

 The caption under the photos aren’t real but they’re REAL talk!