The Jay Graves Report

KD gets asked the dumbest question EVER in the post-game and handles it like a G!

Steph: "What's wrong bruh!" KD: "Now I gotta go in here and answer at least one dumb question!" (AP Photo/Ronald Cortes)

Some fake media-type had the nerve to ask Kevin Durant durin’ the post-game press conference, was the playoffs borin’ because both Golden State and Cleveland hadn’t been challenged? Golden State jumped all over San Antonio 120-108 to take a 3-0 series lead. However, I don’t want to focus on them winnin’ the freakin’ game bruh. I want to pause like a comma on that dumb question the dun had to answer after winnin’ the game.

In “Question Askin’ 101” you’re taught on the first day, “Never ask a question that you already know the answer to and never ask a question that has your feelings wrapped up in it.” 

First of all, the dun that asked the question already knows that Kevin Durant and the Cavs’ goal is to win EVERY game that they play. So it was a dumb question out of the gate!! Secondly, KD cares nothin’ about how the fans feel about the games bein’ borin’! Who, as a player wouldn’t want to win a playoff game by 44 points and not have to play in the fourth quarter? Then the cat asked ole boy if he saw the Cleveland dismantlin’ of Boston on Friday night?

KD answered, and I’m paraphrasin’ at this point, that he wants to win every game and who wouldn’t want to win by 44? And he said and I quote now, “If you don’t like it don’t watch it!” 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What he was tryin’ to tell the fake media-type was that he cares nothin’ about how you or the fans feel. He’s tryin’ to win a championship! The entertainment value to the fans is not his concern. That was probably the dumbest question I’ve ever heard someone ask bruh. Straight up! Out of all the questions that you could’ve asked this cat after this game you came up with that one? That’s what happens when you allow your fandom to get in the way. You can’t be a fan and do this. Why? Because you have to take your emotions out of it in order to be objective.

The players play to win and if they can win by 100 points every night they would. It just doesn’t work out that way. Both Golden State and Cleveland realizes that it won’t be that easy in the Finals! That’s why they’re tryin’ to peel these boyz off quickly so that they can get some rest.

The first law of nature is self preservation! He’s tryin’ to win not tryin’ to make sure you’re entertained! In my Maximus voice, “Were you not entertained!!?” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

 

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