The Jay Graves Report

Judge sees through the nonsense of the Darrelle Revis charges and drops them! “Dip”

"Thank you bruh for clearing' that up!"

Carl Jung, Swiss psychiatrist and psychoanalyst once said, “The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.” Robert Frost, the famous poet, gave it to us like this, “Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.” Road Dahl, the novelist, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”

Well playas…a little nonsense isn’t relished by Darrelle Revis this mornin’ nor was it relished by the judge that dismissed all of the charges stemmin’ from a February fight in Pittsburgh.

Ole boy had originally been charged with two felony counts of aggravated assault, one felony count each of robbery and conspiracy and a misdemeanor count of terroristic threats. However, on Wednesday a judge threw that nonsense in the garbage. Why? Because none of it made sense when the dun was arrested in the first place.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The original story was that Darrelle Revis got into a fight with a 21 and 22 year old after arguin’ with them and then he knocked them both out! That didn’t make sense when they charged him and it didn’t make make sense when he walked into a court room to talk about it on Wednesday.

Finally, Darrelle’s homeboy came into court and cleared this foolishness up. He said that Darrelle called him while leavin’ the club and said that two cats were followin’ him talkin’ cash noise. Where I’m from that means that they were tryin’ to get at him. That’s means tryin’ to jump on him. That means tryin’ to fight him. Keep up with me playboy.

So he told his homeboy where he was and when he got on the scene they both were on Darrelle fightin’! So the big homie pealed both of those duns off of Revis and gave them a two piece with a biscuit and knockin’ them out.

Now everybody with that believes that interpretation of the story stand on your head too. However, that’s what a boy told the judge and he fell for it.

What do I believe? Well it’s somewhere in the middle of the joint but the two duns that got knocked out deserved to get knocked out. I do believe that Revis knocked both of those fools out because he’s quite capable of knockin’ them out by himself. However, I do believe that they were talkin’ reckless and sideways to a boy because they were jealous of the dun with millions of dollars hollerin’ at all of the women in the joint that kept them from pullin’.

So the 21 and 22 year old started with that foolishness. Regis was probably tryin’ to dip but they kept talkin’ to the point boyz followed him outside to his ride. I’ve seen this nonsense play out a million times. So one of those fools finally took a swing at him not realizin’ that a professional athlete is a freakin’ machine with emotions.

You can’t fight a boy that makes a livin’ with his body. Boyz in Detroit found that out real quick when they started runnin’ on the floor to fight the Pacers and Jermaine O’Neil almost took a boy’z head off with one punch.

I’m glad that the judge could see through the nonsense and now Revis can keep it movin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Dip: verb – to leave

5) Pullin’: verb – to holler at women in the club

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!