The Jay Graves Report

Josh Gordon isn’t dumb bruh! He’s an addict! “Stop It!”

ATLANTA, GA - NOVEMBER 23: Josh Gordon #12 of the Cleveland Browns stands on the sideliens in the first half against the Atlanta Falcons at Georgia Dome on November 23, 2014 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Scott Cunningham/Getty Images)

Michelle Obama once said, “We learned about honesty and integrity – that the truth matters… that you don’t take shortcuts or play by your own set of rules… and success doesn’t count unless you earn it fair and square.” Richard Branson gave it us like this, “You don’t learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over.” Then Douglas MacArthur knocked a boyz drink out of his hands when he spit, “You are remembered for the rules you break.” 

Well playas…Josh Gordon has been remembered by the rules that he kept breakin’ by failin’ NFL drug tests even though he’s in the drug program. On Thursday he finally submitted to the demon and entered an inpatient rehabilitation center. He was due to return this week from not only his 2015 year long suspension but remember that the dun  but he had been suspended for the first four games because he submitted a sample that was dirty and his B sample was diluted! A diluted sample is just like a dirty one bruh!  

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy’s got a problem and I’m glad that he’s finally submittin’ to the reality that he can’t beat it alone! He’s drug addict! So let’s stop tryin’ to act like he isn’t. I keep hearin’ all of these fake media-types hollerin’ about how dumb he is.  He’s not dumb bruh! He’s got a drug problem and now he’s tryin’ to get help. He’s fightin’ for his life in a literal sense.  

Nobody in their right mind is goin’ to choose weed over makin’ millions of dollars playin’ a freakin’ game! Stop it! You sound crazy! I even heard some clown, who shall remain nameless, on ESPN radio say out of his OWN mouth that weed wasn’t even a big deal and so why is the NFL trippin’ on boyz gettin’ high? What!!? It’s against the freakin’ rules bruh!!! That’s why they’re trippin’! 

It doesn’t matter how you feel about the rules or weed playa. It’s the rule! You can’t keep flunkin’ drug tests and play in the NFL! PERIOD!!! Just like a regular boy can’t work on his job and put up a dirty sample. It’s no different. They don’t care that you think weed isn’t a big deal. It’s the freakin’ company policy bruh! Give us a clean sample and you can play! If that joints dirty you ain’t playin’! 

He’s an addict point-blank and now he’s lookin’ to get some help. Weed may not be a problem for most people but it’s a problem for Josh Gordon! Why? Because it’s keepin’ him for makin’ a livin’! Food isn’t a problem for the cat that’s 175 lbs., but it’s darn sure a problem for the dun that’s 678 lbs. that can’t leave his bed room. Why? Because he’s addicted to it. Alcohol isn’t a problem for the moderate drinker but it’s definitely a problem for the dun that picks up 4 DUI’s in a month and he passes out at work once a week. 

I even heard some fool on the same ESPN radio show say that Johnny Manziel was worse than Josh Gordon because Gordon wasn’t involved in domestic violence situations. What!!!?? They both are involved in foolishness that keeps them from workin’! They’re both just as bad! And if a boy has a drug problem you can’t even begin to imagine the other foolishness that he’s gettin’ into. Stop it! You sound crazy!  

The rules are the rules!! If you don’t comply you don’t play! If you don’t play you don’t get paid! Once a boy’z habits start gettin’ in the way of him bein’ productive. Then it’s a problem and it’s been a problem since he was in college. Keep in mind that this is the same cat that got suspended twice at Baylor and then got kicked out of school for guess what? Smokin’ weed!!  That’s how he ended up at Utah. He’s the same cat that lost two game checks durin’ the 2014 season and then was suspended for two additional games? He’s the same cat that got  arrested on a DUI charge just weeks before reportin’ to trainin’ camp right after he checked out of rehab last summer? Oh yeah, he didn’t play all last season. Why? Because of failed drug tests. He’s a drug addict bruh and I’m glad that he’s finally gettin’ the help that he needs. His life is far more important than playin’ football. Stop me when I start lyin’! 


Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Dirty: adjective – to fail 

4)  Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to. 

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