The Jay Graves Report

Jerry Jones finally wises up and names Dak Prescott the starter! “Makin’ Sense”

"Let's do this MAAAAAAAN!!!!"

 

Tony Robbins, the author, pulled up in his new whip and said, “It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.” Isaac Asimov, the author and professor of biochemistry, jumped out of the 1976 Deuce and a Quarter and shouted, “It is change, continuing change, inevitable change, that is the dominant factor in society today. No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be.” Then the big homie, Theodore Roosevelt, got smooth on a boy with his windows cracked at brow when he spit, “In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.”

Well playas…the Dallas Cowboys had a decision to make at quarterback but now it’s been made for them! Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma had been waitin’ for ole dull Jerry Jones to come to his senses and name Dak Prescott the starter but his hand was forced on Sunday up in Pittsburgh. After doin’ his usual, changin’ in a phone booth to save the day performance, he and the monster Zeke Elliott led the Cowboys to a dramatic finish over the Steelers 35-30.

Afterwards, boyz stuck the mic in Jerry Jones’ face to see what foolishness he had to say about Tony Romo even puttin’ on a uniform next week and he’d finally sounded like a rational human being. For the first time in his Cowboy ownin’ life he made sense by sayin’, “We’re going to let the decsion make itself self.Dk has got the hot hand and we’re going to go with it.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st!  For the first time in more than 27 years this dun has made a decision that was best for the TEAM!!! Dak Prescott is clearly the better of the two quarterbacks! Why? Because he’s winnin’!! Everybody that knows the game of football knows that havin’ the skill set and bein’ able to win are two completely didn’t animals. Romo has all the skills just like Jay Culter up in Chicago but they don’t have “IT!” And “IT” wins games bruh!

That’s why the Cowboys are 8-1 this mornin’ and not 4-4 like they would be under dull Romo. It blows my mind that there was even a question as to who should be startin’ in Dallas for this long. Well, I guess the only dun he-hawin’ around with the decision was Jerry because everybody with eyes could see that Dak was the man.

Think about this bruh, he was able to turn Mississippi State into a Top 10 program when he was in Starkville! They used to call the joint “StarkVegas!!” You read that right!! Mississippi State!! I didn’t say Alabama, Texas, Michigan, Ohio State or USC!! I said ole dull Mississippi State!!! Now he’s got the Cowboys ballin’!

I’m still surprised that Jerry pulled the trigger on Dak after the Steelers win because he always goes against logic just to prove to boyz that he’s in charge. His track record says that he’s ONLY willin’ to win football games and Super Bowls if he’s makin’ the decisions.

In 1989, he purchased the Cowboys from H.R. “Bum” Bright for $140 million. Shortly thereafter, he pulled his first power move by firin’ long time head coach Tom Landry, to that point the only coach in the team’s history. He then hired his old teammate from the University of Arkansas and former University of Miami head coach, Jimmy Johnson. If that wasn’t enough he forced out longtime general manager, Tex Schramm, and assumed complete control over all football operations. He’s been the Wizard of OZ ever since!

After bringin’ in Jimmy Johnson, the Cowboys won back to back Super Bowls in 1992 and 1993 but the followin’ year in 1994 Jerry fired him! How does a cat get fired after winnin’ back to back Super Bowls? Well, I guess it’s easy to lose your job when you’re workin’ for a cat that wants all of the credit! If someone else gets the praise for winnin’ then he’s got to go!

Put your seat belts on for this one homeboy! He then brings in former University of Oklahoma coachin’ legend Barry Switzer. Within a year they win yet another Super Bowl in 1995 but good ole Jerry got jealous of the attention that his head coach was gettin’ so he fired Barry too! Well, maybe both Barry and Jimmy told him to get out of the way and let them coach and he couldn’t  take it.

So I guess Jerry had to tell boyz that he was goin’ to start Romo  for most of the season just to make it look like he’s makin’ the decision to start Dak now. EVERYBODY knew that it made sense to start him in the first place. Well…whatever makes you happy Jerry. Just make sure that Romo is properly holdin’ that clip board next week playa.

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle

2) Deuce and a Quarter: noun – Electra 225 automobile from 1959-1990

3) Cracked at Brow: verb – to have the windows on the car rolled down to eyebrow level where you can only see the top of the driver’s head.

4) Spit: verb – to say

5) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!