The Jay Graves Report

James Harden throws shade at Russell Westbrook after breakin’ the record! “Really bruh?”

"I'm throwin shade right now because y'all ain't talkin' about me anymore!"

Now that Young Russ has broken the Big O’s assist record and has boyz all over the league goin’ crazy givin’ him his props all over social media. The Beard had to throw some shade to try to defend his position in an MVP discussion that just jumped out of the window head first. After his Rockets beat the Kings on Sunday night ole boy had this to say:

“I think that’s the most important thing. I thought winning is what this is about — period. I’m not going to get in-depth with all that, but I thought winning was the most important thing. If you set your team up in a position to have a chance, at the ultimate goal, that’s the most important thing.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Really James Harden? C’mon bruh!! You’re playin’ on a better team!! Stop it! What this dun is doin’ is beyond incredible. Oklahoma City has won only 46 games because he’s got NO help!! He’s doin’ it all. You can’t name but three duns on that freakin’ roster that’s worth two dead smashed. Outside of Oladipo and Steven Adams it’s crickets tryin’ to name another player that can produce. Stop with this foolishness!!!

The Rockets have won 54 games because Harden’s got a team full of cats jumpin’ out of the ride. He’s got duns like Patrick Beverly, Troy Williams, Trevor Ariza and Clint Capela. Then he’s got shooters like Eric Gordon and Lou Williams comin’ out of the bushes! Stop it with this foolishness!

So now the MVP’s gotta go to the cat that wins the most games? Kawhi’s won 61 games with the San Antonio Spurs! So should he win the joint because he’s got more wins than any of the cats in the discussion? You sound crazy!! As a matter of fact, if we’re goin’ to use that logic, Steph Curry should win the joint then. He’s won more games (66) than everybody! Why? Because he’s on the best TEAM.

Since the Beard is upset that boyz aren’t talkin’ about him today let’s throw away the fact that Young Russ just set the NBA record for triple doubles with 42 and he’s about to win the freakin’ scorin’ title as well. Let’s just act like ole boy didn’t just accomplish something that was darn near impossible to do because he didn’t win as many games as James Harden.

If you take Westbrook off of the Thunder they would probably have won 15 games this year. Stop hatin’ James and give that man his props. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Throwin’ shade: verb phrase – to hate on a boy that’s in the sunshine right now

3) Ride: noun – vehicle

4) Comin’ out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench


The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!