On the openin’ kick off in Columbus on Saturday afternoon a dun named Saquon Barkley let a boy know that the hype was real! He took that joint 97 yards just in case cats thought that he was just some ole wise tale or urban legend. Naw playboy, he’s the real deal and he was in the buildin’ lookin’ to grow that reputation in the Horseshoe.
Well playboy…there was another cat in the buildin’ the owns the joint and he was lookin’ to build his legend too. In my Eddie Murphy First 48 voice, “There’s a new sheriff in town and his name is J.T. Barrett!”
Yeah, Saquon put his mark on the tree as soon as he walked into the joint but J.T. let a boy know who’s tree and yard it actually was. The No.6 Buckeyes knocked off the No.2 Nittany Lions 39-38 in a classic with J.T. doin’ magic all night.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Duns were callin’ for ole boy’z head after the Oklahoma loss. It was, “It’s time to move on bruh! He’s not the one etc.” Well…on another enormous stage this season he, in my momma’s voice, “Showed up and showed out!”
Barrett finished the night 33 of 39 for 328 yards and count them, four touchdowns bruh! And he ran for another 95 yards on 17 carries. Ole boy threw three TD’s in the fourth quarter after bein’ down 35-20. Talk about bein’ clutch!!!! He was 13 for 13 for 170 yards in the final quarter. That’s SUPERMAN type foolishness right there bruh.
Penn State came in with all of the hype and they didn’t disappoint either. I mean, to come into the Horseshoe and play as well as they did was remarkable. They were up 15 points in the fourth quarter, IN COLUMBUS!! That doesn’t happen very often.
Give their defense some love because they were able to keep Saquon in check with 21 carries for just 44 yards from the line of scrimmage. Give all props to J.T. Barrett for holdin’ the Buckeyes down.
I witnessed somethin’ at Ohio State that I’ve never seen, boyz stormin’ the field after a win. Big time programs never do that because they are normally the hunted and not the hunters. Well bruh, on Saturday night there was so much hype surroundin’ Penn State comin’ in with Saquon Barkley and after what he did on the openin’ kickoff I can understand a boy rushin’ the field when it was over. I love college football don’t you? Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!