The Jay Graves Report

IU decidin’ to play Reese Taylor at QB is almost MANDATORY bruh! “Simple Logic”

In my Puff Daddy voice, "Take that! Take that!" Photo: TheJayGravesReport

Bruh…I just saw an article posted on where they’re tellin’ boyz that Indiana head coach Tom Allen and his staff have a new plan for Hoosier commit Reese Taylor from Ben Davis. Now the duns down in Bloomington have decided that it makes sense to play ole boy at quarterback after all. They’ve been tryin’ their best to convince themselves that they would sign him as a Athlete or play the dun at corner.

Now I applaud the cats at 247sports for relayin’ the message but Tom Allen and Co. would have been out of their freakin’ minds to think that Reese Taylor should play any other position but quarterback in B-town. When he committed to Indiana just before the season started I was standin’ on the roof top sayin’ they would be crazy to play him anywhere else but quarterback. It’s college football for cryin’ out loud!! He doesn’t need to be 6’3″ to a quarterback in college.

Tom Allen just realized that if he didn’t play the dun at quarterback he’d mess around and lose his job. A talent like that only comes around every 10 or 15 years and a talent like that doesn’t fall into Indiana’s lap but every twenty. The last time they had a talent like that was twenty years ago bruh and his name was Antwaan Randle El. And oh yeah, what position did he play? Quarterback!!! And how tall was he? 5’10”!! And why did he go to IU? To play quarterback!!

C’mon bruh!!! This ain’t rocket science!!! Reese Taylor is darn near superhuman. Through eight games this season he’s already put up 2,024 yards passin’ and 27 touchdowns. He’s rushed for 394 yards and 8 touchdowns and they’ve still got at least 5 games left to play. Why? Because the only way they don’t win the state title is if they outlaw football in the state of Indiana between now and Thanksgiving.

I didn’t even mention the foolishness that he put up as a junior!! He finished his junior campaign with 2,730 yards and 24 touchdowns in the air and 961 yards and 23 touchdowns on the ground. IU is lucky to even be able to talk to this cat. It’s like the regular workin’ class cat tryin’ to holler at Beyonce’ at the club and she’s actually listenin’ to him.

So the fact that ole boy even committed to play there, IU better let that dun play wherever he wants to play. If he wants to be the darn head coach or the team doctor next year they better let him. If wants to be the president of the darn university durin’ homecomin’ week, let him. If that dun wants to change the uniforms mid season, let him!!!  If that dun wants to run out on the field with no pants on like Sam Rothstein, let him! He’s that good and you’re lucky to have him.

Think about that bruh! Think about what you’re gettin’! Not only can he throw it on a string but he’s probably the most elusive high school player I’ve ever seen.

If IU could, they would speed up the signin’ date to hurry up and lock him in. There was no way Reese Taylor was goin’ to show up in Bloomington and not play quarterback. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Sam Rothstein: noun – character in the movie Casino that would take his pants off to sit down at his desk in the office to avoid gettin’ them wrinkled.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!