The Jay Graves Report

IT’S OFFICIAL!!! INDIANA’S MR. FOOTBALL, Reese Taylor, is now a Hoosier!!! “Get Ya Popcorn Ready!”

Ben Davis' Reese Taylor is now a Hoosier!! Photo: Indiana Athletics

It’s OFFICIAL!!! The INCOMPARABLE Reese Taylor is now an Indiana Hoosier!!! Ole boy signed his letter of intent this mornin’ at 7:38am! At that moment every dun in Bloomington probably ran down to the fountain like boyz used to do after national championship wins durin’ hoop season and jumped in the water. There were probably cats stealin’ the statues and hidin’ them like they did in the good old days!  Why? Because the 2017 Indiana Mr. Football is a Hoosier today!  Act like you don’t know if you want to bruh!! That’s the biggest “get” in this state since Anthony Thompson. Book it.

On some real talk, he was the most electrifyin’ high school football player I’ve ever seen. I’ve watched some great one’s but nobody was the every down every snap threat that Reese Taylor was and for IU to sign, seal and deliver him was darn near impossible to do. He could have gone anywhere bruh and IU got him.

You can act like I’m crazy all you want but he’s Antwaan Randle El all over again!!! If that dun doesn’t start as freshman Popeye wasn’t a sailor and Fred Sanford did have a friend named Bubba.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Every time the the ball was snapped there was ALWAYS the potential that he would pop one while it high school. He can throw it on a string and run like a gazelle or a cheetah dependin’ upon who he was playin’ against.

Ole boy put up crazy numbers as a senior and it wasn’t even close!!! The dun threw for 3,150 yards and 40 touchdowns and ran for another 802 yards and 15 more touchdowns. Wheredeydodatat?

He led the Ben Davis Giants wire to wire as the No.1 team in the state and finished as the No.5 team in the country. He scored 8 touchdowns in the state championship game alone bruh!! That’s NUTS!!!

He was as good as advertised ALL season. He did everything imaginable with the football in his hands and I don’t see why he’ll slow down once he get’s to Bloomington.

They’re dancin’ on Kirkwood this mornin’ bruh! I’m tempted to drive down there and join in the celebration because  this kid is about to make Indiana Football fun to watch again and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!