The Jay Graves Report

It’s ignorant to suggest that Lamar Jackson may not win the Heisman! “Stop It!”

"Yeah, these boyz are talkin' like some complete fools out here Jay!"

Ray Bradbury, the famous author, once said, “If we listened to our intellect, we’d never have a love affair. We’d never have a friendship. We’d never go into business, because we’d be cynical. Well, that’s nonsense. You’ve got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down.” Dr. Suess gave it to a boy like this, “I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells.” Then Robert Frost broke it down like a pimp at a Detroit gator convention when he spit, “Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.”

Well playas…I’m not forgivin’ any of these fake media-types for talkin’ crazy over the past 48 hours or so about Lamar Jackson no longer bein’ the front runner in the Heisman race. On Thursday his Louisville Cardinals went down to Houston and got the breaks beat off of them in the 3rd Ward 36-10! All of these duns must have been listenin’ to too much of the Geto Boys “My Mind Playing Tricks On Me” because they’re actually sayin’ that other cats now have a shot at winnin’ this darn trophy.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! There was NEVER even a Heisman race this year bruh! Ae you kidding? Lamar Jackson jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked Game 1 and has been dancin’ ever since! These boyz sound like complete fools suggestin’ otherwise!

If goin’ into Thursday’s matchup with Houston he was the most outstandin’ player in college football, how does a loss change that? Especially, when he was three laps ahead of everybody else? Wins and losses are TEAM awards or debacles. Not the individual player’s fault and it sure doesn’t change his stats relative to the duns you’re comparin’ him to.

All of sudden I’m hearin’ duns like Baker Mayfield from Oklahoma bein’ in the mix! Are these dudes smokin’? Baker Mayfield is a poor man’s Johnny Football!! If we’re goin’ to use the same logic to eliminate Lamar Jackson because of a bad loss. Then Baker Mayfield has two of them. Boyz wanna act like they don’t remember OU gettin’ beat on the road in Houston Week 1 and then gettin’ drug up and down the field at home in Week 3 by Ohio State!!!

Then I’m hearin’ duns hollerin’ Luke Faulk from Washington’s name!! What!!? You didn’t even know that dun’s name until yesterday!! If he ran up on you right now and stole the reflectors off of your Huffy bike you couldn’t tell the police what that he looks like! Stop it!

DeShawn Watson is havin’ a far worse year this year than he had last year bruh and he lost it to a dun that shouldn’t have won it then! Derrick Henry had no business winnin’ the Heisman playa. Christian McCaffrey was by far the MOST OUTSTANDING player in college football. He did it all! He broke Barry Sanders’ All-Time All-Purpose yards record! Stop it! You sound crazy! DeShawn Watson has thrown more interceptions that anybody in FBS college football and we’re talkin’ about him! HE’S GOT 26 interceptions!!!! STOP IT!

But that’s what I’m talkin’ about bruh! These cats call themselves sports writers and they don’t have a clue!! If there were someone else with the numbers and excitement surroundin’ them like Lamar Jackson and it was close, I’d entertain that foolishness. But when a boy has 3,109 yards passin’ and 28 touchdowns. Then turns around and runs for 1,367 yards and puts up another 19 touchdowns there’s nothin’ else to do but ship him the darn trophy. He’s got 47 touchdowns bruh!!!! Stop it! You sound crazy!!! He’s not even in the same car with these dudes!!!

Bruh…do yourself a favor and stop listenin’ to anybody that’s talkin’ to be talkin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) 3rd Ward; noun – section of Houston that the school is located playa.

3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

4) Geto Boys: noun – rap group from Houston that had the Hot Joint “My Mind Playing Tricks On Me.”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!