The Jay Graves Report

It’s FINALLY NFL Football Sunday! “Happy Football Season Bruhs and Bruhettes!”


Duns have been walkin’ around in a coma since the Atlanta Falcons literally wet the bed in the Super Bowl. Some cats just don’t know what to do with themselves when it’s all over but somehow manage to keep from completely losin’ their minds until football Sundays return!!

Well playas…it’s back and it starts today!! So get the honey do list completed or hide that joint because it’s about to be Chris Brown up in this piece “On and Poppin'” until the beginnin’ of February!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I know boyz are out on the grill puttin’ in work this mornin’ to make it a great day. Some cats are headed to their favorite sports bar to meet the football season crew that they haven’t seen since the season ended. Some cats are literally goin’ to sit at the crib in their Al Bundy position, hand and all. Then you’ve got the duns that can’t live without bein’ at the stadium tailgatin’ and gettin’ it in. However, you get down! Get down playas. To all of the bruhs and bruhettes that love this game! Enjoy the 2017 NFL football season because you already know that I will! See you on the other side of this foolishness that we call FOOTBALL SEASON!! Holla At Ya Boy!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) On and Poppin’: noun – hit song recorded by R&B singer Chris Brown.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!