The Jay Graves Report

Indiana goes up to Happy Valley and gets drug 45-14! “Reality Check”

"It's gone be a long day playboy!" Photo: AP

Indiana found out real quick that they’ve got a long way to go before they’re ready for the big time bruh. They fell off into Happy Valley on Saturday with a lil’ swag juice from startin’ the season 2-1 and hangin’ with Ohio State for two and a half quarters in Week 1.

Well playas…James Franklin reminded them real quick as to who the defendin’ Big Ten champs really were. The Penn State Nittany Lions playboy! They drug IU 45-14 and sent them back to Bloomington with homework to do. STOP TURNIN’ THE BALL OVER!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You can’t win ball games puttin’ the rock on the carpet and especially on the road. The Hoosiers gave up the ball 4 times (3 fumbles and 1 interception) against the defendin’ conference champs that were already playin’ with a chip on their shoulders from last season.

The college football playoff committee screwed them royally out of a chance to compete for a national title by pickin’ Ohio State to go to the Final four despite them winnin’ the Big Ten. So they’re smellin’ blood in the water every week and lookin’ to leave no doubt that they’re worthy of competin’ for a title if they can keep winnin’.

Outside of the turnovers, IU looked good from an offensive standpoint. They were able to move the ball effectively pickin’ up 352 yards of total offense. They played two quarterbacks; Lagow and Ramsey and finished with 175 yards passin’ between the two of them and they rushed for 177 yards.

Now defensively they got torched in the air givin’ up 331 passin’ yards alone. Penn State only managed 39 rushin’ yards but who cares when you can throw it to Big Momma with her eyes closed?

Back to the drawin’ board for the Hoosiers. They better get a new board and stop playin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!