The Jay Graves Report

If you’ve gotta ask who the MVP is then you NEED to stop watchin’ basketball! “Real Talk”

Really bruh? You still askin' who the MVP is?"

On Wednesday night Young Russ did the unthinkable AGAIN!!! The dun put up a 57 point triple double on the Orlando Magic in a 114-106 win. This cat finished the night with 57 points, 13 rebounds and 11 assists surpassing both The Beard and the Big O who each recorded a 53-point triple double.

All season long boyz have been wrestlin’ about who the MVP is. If you’ve got to ask that question bruh, you shouldn’t be allowed to write or talk sports at any level. Young Russ is averagin’ a freakin’ triple double for the season at this point! Stop it!! He’s puttin’ up 31.7 points, 10.6 rebounds and 10 assists!!! Nobody’s averaged a triple double since the Big O did it durin’ the 1961-62 season!!! That was 55 years ago!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The MVP is an individual award! Not a team award bruh! This dun is havin’ the best statistical season of ANY player in the history of the game since Oscar Robinson!!! Stop it!

Boyz keep throwin’ The Beard’s name on the table as possible MVP. The question that I’ll ask anybody that is watchin’ this foolishness. Have you been watchin’ the NBA this year? And yes dunes like Kawhi and the Beard are ballin’ but none of them are doin’ what this cat is doin’ and not even close!! Stop havin’ a subjective conversation with an objective topic. Who’s the MVP? Or in layman’s terms, we all know that the freakin’ MVP isn’t really given to the actual MVP because duns like Jordan and LeBron would have won the award 10 times already. It’s really given to the most outstanding player every year.

Who’s been more outstandin’ than Young Russ this season? I’m listenin’!

For decades all we’ve ever heard from boyz arguin’ greatest players of all-time is the glory of Oscar Robinson averagin’ a triple double. He’s been thrown into the conversations of greatest players of all-time because of that reason ALONE. Most cats know nothin’ else about the Big O other than the triple double season of 1961 and ’62. He averaged 30.8 points, 12.5 rebounds and 11.4 assists that year.

Now if we can talk about Oscar for 55 years because he did the unthinkable, a triple double for an entire season? Then how in the world are we even havin’ a discussion about who’s the freakin’ MVP for this season alone at this point? Stop it! You sound crazy even bringin’ anybody else’s name up. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Young Russ: noun – Russell Westbrook

5) The Big O: noun – Oscar Robinson

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk! 

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