The Jay Graves Report

How these fake media-types keep movin’ the target for LeBron! “Changin’ the Narrative”

"You can move that joint all you want but I'm the only one still playin' playa!"

The more I listen to the radio and watch TV the more I’m convinced that boyz will never give LeBron James his props for bein’ the greatest all-around player we’ve ever seen. These duns are watchin’ the same game that I’m watchin’. They’re watchin’ this cat play all five and guard all five durin’ the course of a game every night. They’re watchin’ him break record after record every time he plays a game. Yet, they keep sayin’ that he’s gotta do more in order to be considered worthy of bein’ the man.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Three years ago when the dun came back to Cleveland everybody and their baby’s momma said that if he wins a championship in Cleveland it would be worth two or three titles!! If I heard one cat on TV say it, I’ve heard 35 of them scream it. Why? Because none of these duns thought that it was even possible to conceive let alone do.

Not only did he bring the title to Cleveland but he did it within’ two years of comin’ back. Not only did he win the joint quickly but he beat the team that had just set the record for the most wins in an NBA regular season with 73!!! Not only did he beat the team that had just won 73 games but he came back from bein’ down 3-1!!! Which, was up to that point, virtually impossible to do. However, that Philistine did it by leadin’ all players in the Finals in points, rebounds, assists, blocks and steals!

Then those same cats that said that winnin’ in Cleveland is like winnin’ two suddenly got amnesia and moved the target. Now they’re sayin’ that if LeBron can beat Golden State with KD on the roster then and only then will he get the nod from them. However, if he’s able to accomplish that feat they’ll tell a boy that now he needs to beat King Kong, Godzilla, the Joker and the Riddler butt naked foamin’ at the mouth before they can give him any type love.

Do you see just how silly all of this really is? All he’s tryin’ to do is play the game and become the best to ever do it. That’s it! But playa hatin’ cats keep movin’ the target so that ole boy will always be literally chasin’ the ghost. As long as boyz never want to look at the tangible evidence like the numbers and always look at how they feel about a boy then we’ll never get to the bottom of this foolishness.  Numbers tell you whatever you want to know in EVERY aspect of life bruh. EVERY!!!!

There is a reason why they keep score! There is a reason why before EVERY coach and EVERY player in the league has a box score in front of them while sittin’ at a post-game press conference. Whenever you see the player or coach lookin’ down they are lookin’ at the numbers!! They can’t speak to what isn’t real. The only place they do that is in the barber shop playboy. Everybody’s talkin’ with no facts to back up a thing their talkin’ about.

So therefore. when we are discussin’ who is better at ANYTHING the numbers are the determinin’ factor. If we’re discussin’ who’s the most accomplished in whatever field the numbers determine the answer. So if LeBron, at only 32 years old, in every statistical category with the exception of points per game and steals, is better than Jordan. And he can play all five positions and guard all five when Mike couldn’t play but two. How is he not considered a better all-around player.

And before you jump off of the roof with the same ole idiot come back of “Jordan went 6-0 in the Finals and LeBron is 3-7 in the Finals.” Jordan had only been to 3 Finals and won 3 by the time he was 32 playa. He didn’t win 6 championships until he was 36. So that argument makes no sense. Please stop repeatin’ foolishness that you heard someone on TV say that doesn’t know how to do research.

Stop actin’ like Jordan only played 6 years in the NBA!! He played for 14 years and only when to 6 Finals. Therefore, he was 0-8 in the Finals that he didn’t go to bruh. Stop actin’ like the years he didn’t get out of the first round don’t count against his resume. Stop actin’ like him gettin’ swept in the first round don’t exist. Stop actin’ like the “Jordan Rules” never happened. That is part of his resume. We can’t have selective memory when we’re talkin’ about this dun. I saw his ENTIRE career from college to the NBA!! I’m not watchin’ highlights bruh! I saw it in real time!!!

If you think that I’m talkin’ crazy please listen to the “Real Playa Podcast” where I break down the facts of Why Jordan is more Myth than GOAT or you can read the Hot Joint entitled “Brand” that breaks down the facts and the facts ONLY. I’m not tellin’ you how I feel bruh.  I’m simply givin’ you the numbers! In the famous words of Jay-Z, “Men lie, Women lie, Numbers don’t!”  

Boyz have been lyin’ to you about Jordan long enough so in the Hot Joint entitled “Truth” I’m able set boy’z minds free of this foolishness that Jordan was immortal.

What’s so crazy is that LeBron still has at least 5 or 6 more years left to play and EVERY cat that he’s competin’ with statistically is already retired. So therefore, they can’t compete with him includin’ Jordan. So sit in the cut and enjoy the ride. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk! 

1 Comment

  1. Jay..I’m going to really study all the facts on this one. I think Mike is the best but I do believe Bron is right up there too. I must get my facts str8t b4 I make my case. Gimmie a few.

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