The Jay Graves Report

How that Philistine (LeBron) continues to build a resume fit for the GOAT! “Crazy!”

"Aw you already know what I'm thinkin' about playa!" Photo: NBA.com

At some point y’all gone start listenin’ to me bruh! I’ve been sayin’ for the past 6 years that LeBron James is the best ALL-ROUND basketball player we’ve EVER seen and the more he continues to play the more he proves me right. I’m talkin’ about his ability to play the freakin’ game bruh! We’ve never seen anything like it. On Wednesday night the dun passed Kareem on the All-Time postseason scorin’ list with a made 3-pointer at the 8:41 mark of the third quarter for his 25th point in route to a 125-103 win over Toronto. Ole boy finished with 39 points for the night.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Do you cats realize who Kareem Abdul Jabbar was? For knowledgeable individuals that know the history of basketball he’s the dun with the best all-around numbers in the history of the game!! I’m not talkin’ about the cats that only saw Jordan play that refuse to look at what boyz actually contributed to the game. I’m talkin’ about the duns that understand that Kareem’s numbers are better than Jordan’s all the way across the board with the exception of points per game.

What boyz don’t realize is that Kareem played until he was 42 years old and LeBron at 32 just surpassed him on the postseason scorin’ list! That’s NUTS!!!! Sit and think about that for a minute! He’s just 32 and he’s got a good 5 or 6 years left in him.

Now granted, they did change the first round format from a best of 5 format to a best of 7 format in 2003 the year before LeBron came into the league. Kareem played in 237 games and LeBron has played in 205 so far. However, he’s passed the dun at 32 years old!!!

We’re talkin’ about KAREEM!! The same dun that they had to change the rules for in college and outlaw the dunk for two years because he was so dominant. That dude bruh!!

You’re not understandin’ that LeBron’s about to shatter darn near every record there is in basketball because he’s still got 5 or 6 years left to play!!!

That Philistine and the Cavs are steam rollin’ boyz right now and if they continue to play as well as they’ve been playin’ they’ll get to their third straight Finals this year and LeBron’s seventh straight!!! Are you kiddin’ me? He’s playin’ in Cleveland!! NOBODY wanted to come to Cleveland before he went to Miami that’s why he went to Miami!! When he left they again became the worst team in the that’s the only reason that they have Kyrie now. Do you think for one minute that Kevin Love would be in Cleveland today if LeBron hadn’t won in Miami? So he’s the catalyst for this foolishness happenin’ in Northeast Ohio right now.

Everybody and their baby’s momma that works in this business said when he came back that if he could win a championship in Cleveland you’ve got to give him credit for winnin’ two!! Now boyz wanna act like what he’s doin’ makes sense!! He’s playin’ in Cleveland with J.R. Smith and Iman Shumpert!!

Jordan fans have been screamin’ for years that Jordan made his teammates better and that Lebron doesn’t!! But it’s funny that the all mighty MJ couldn’t get out of the first round of the playoffs until he got Scottie but LeBron is winnin’ with J.R. and Iman!!

I guess you’ve forgotten how the Cavs ended up with these two cat huh? And if you can’t remember it’s called havin’ selective memory. J.R. and Iman were traded to the Cavs two years ago from New York for a second round pick in 2019 bruh!!!! 2019!!!! That means that the dull Knicks drove down the street and pushed those two out of the ride like ole Eddie Kane Jr. essentially for a pack of “Now and Laters,” some frosted penny cookies and a red pop! Now these duns have been playin’ at the top of their games.

That Philistine is ballin’ outta control this postseason bruh. He’s averagin’ 33.2 points, 9.8 rebounds, 8.0 assists, 1.8 blocks and 2.6 steals per game up from the regular season where he put up  26.4 points, 8.6 rebounds, 8.7 assists, 0.6 blocks and 1.2 steals. It’s crazy!

He plays all five and guards all five durin’ the course of games like he’s Prince in the studio by himself. The naked eye isn’t payin’ attention to what he’s doin’ out there. The dun runs the offense from any point on the floor maneuvers from position to position dependin’ upon the possession and the circumstance. It’s crazy and he’s only 32!!!

By the age of 32 Jordan had only been to 3 Finals and won 3! LeBron’s been to 7 and won 3 in route to his 8th Final. He’s first all-time in playoff scorin’, 7th in regular season scorin’, 12th all-time in assists and 71st in rebounds at 32 years old!!! He’s just 32!!!! Did I mention that he plays all five and guards all five durin’ the course of games? If I did I’m sayin’ it again. It’s crazy!!!

Kareem played a total of 18 seasons and he’s the All-time scorin’ leader with 38,387. LeBron is in his 14th season with 28,787. He’s on pace to pass Kareem if he simply averages 26 points per game over the next five years. Even as he gets older he’ll still be able to get buckets. Why? Because his game isn’t limited to him playin’ on the perimeter or relyin’ on his first step like Kobe was. He can easily play with his back to the basket as well. Sit in the cut and wait for it bruh. You cats are goin’ to regret not appreciatin’ what you’re actually watchin’ when it’s all over. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Philistine: noun – I’m referrin’ to LeBron as in the Philistine from the biblical account of Dave and Goliath. Unless you’ve got a sling shot. You’ve got no chance of out playin’ that dun.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk! 

 

 

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