The Jay Graves Report

How TEAM USA panicked in ’92 and ruined Olympic basketball forever! “Waste”

“Don’t turn the channel bruh!”

Benjamin Franklin once said, “If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality.” Dean Kamen gave it to us like this, “I do not want to waste any time. And if you are not working on important things, you are wasting time.” Then Helen Mirren broke it down so that it would forever be broken when she spit, “There’s no good way to waste your time. Wasting time is just wasting time.”

Well playas…that’s how I feel about watchin’ Team USA Basketball bruh! A complete WASTE of time to even sit down and watch this foolishness!! And get this,  I cover the NBA!!! On Saturday these duns opened their quest to win the Gold Medal by playin’ China. They beat the brakes off of them 119-62 and it’s gonna be that way the entire freakin’ Olympics. Why would I waste my time watchin’ this foolishness and it’s been that way since we started allowin’ our professionals to play when they panicked and got the 1992 Dream Team.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! In 1988 USA Basketball got the brakes beat off of them in Soul, Korea and ended up bringin’ home the freakin’ Bronze medal. Boyz got fired up, jumped off of the deep end because they were embarrassed because the United States were the only country NOT usin’ professional players so they signed the Dream Team. It’s been a waste of time ever since.

America doesn’t NEED it’s best players to win the freakin’ Gold Medal bruh! It’s OUR sport!! We’ve been playin’ it since birth. This year we don’t even have most of our BEST players playin’ and they’re still beatin’ the brakes off of boyz.

Let’s put it where the goats could get it bruh. Half of the duns on this team right now wouldn’t be on it if the best players had decided to play. Think about it bruh! Duns like LeBron, Steph, Young Russ, Anthony Davis, CP3, John Wall, Kawhi, Blake Griffin, The Beard (scorer only) and Kevin Love are at the crib and they’re still winnin’ by 50 plus!!! Who wants to watch that foolishness?

Yeah I know that every other country was usin’ professionals but their professionals were like our college players at one point. We didn’t need the The Dream Team to prove that America was the best in basketball. That’s like takin’ a blow torch to light the oven. That’s like usin’ a tank to crush a pop can. That’s like callin’ the GD Folks in to settle a lunch room dispute over what color the menu is. It’s way over the top and it’s never been fun to watch.

Now if y’all wanna watch this foolishness go right ahead. I’m good on that. At least give me something where there is some suspense. These games are over when Team USA gets up in the mornin’ and walks off of the cruise ship and you can have it. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
4) GD Folks: noun – the Black Gangster Disciple Nation which is a street gang bruh.

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