The Jay Graves Report

How Penn State’s James Franklin made all of the REAL G’s proud by backhandin’ Pitt! “Real Talk”

"All the real cats knew what I was doin' bruh!" Photo: ABC News

In case you didn’t know I love boyz that can talk $100 worth of noise and back it up. I love cats with crazy confidence and swag that don’t care what people think of them. That’s why I loved James Franklin’s post-game press conference after beatin’ Pitt. Oh boy said, “I know last year for their win [against us], it was like the Super Bowl but for us, this was just like beating Akron.”

Now keep it mind that they beat Akron last week and ole boy tryin’ to pawn it off by sayin’ that this win is no different than winnin’ last week. It’s no big deal. But all of the REAL G’s out here knew what he was really doin’. He can clean it up all day but any cat from ANY HOOD, USA knew that he was takin’ a shot at those duns because it’s their in-state rival and recruitin’ is paramount. The cat with the most swag wins the war.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He may as well have farted in their faces with their mouth’s open bruh but I loved it. It gets my juices flowin’ to hear a boy talk trash. It’s the ultimate in competition from a hood perspective. If you ain’t takin’ you ain’t playin’! I didn’t grow up in the suburbs where everybody’s told that their good and nobody wants to tell a boy that he sucks because not everyone’s good. You played the game and boyz talked all night where I grew up. Duns in the suburbs call it bein’ too chippy. Well playas, it’s called gettin’ into a boy’z head where I’m from.

What James Franklin did on Saturday night after that win was completely permissible in the eyes of all of the REAL G’s out here. I wish that I could hear more cats do it. That’s why I loved what Baker Mayfield did last night in Columbus. He planted the OU flag on the O after they beat the dog snot out of Ohio State 31-16. Deal with it playa! Now both Ohio State and Pitt have somethin’ play for the rest of the way. Their pride!! Why? Because they both got embarrassed on national television after their games. Either you’re goin’ to play or your goin’ to fold up like a tent and give up. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!