The Jay Graves Report

How Michigan short changed college basketball fans of a GREAT story! “Uni’s”

"Jay's right dawg! We should have kept these joints on."

The Michigan Wolverines are rollin’ in the Big Ten Tournament as they advance to the title game on Sunday after knockin’ off Minnesota earlier today. However, they short changed everybody of a great story by not keepin’ the practice uniforms on. Wednesday after their charter flight couldn’t take off in Ypsilanti, Michigan and literally slid 400 yards off of the runway on a boy. All of their luggage, includin’ all three sets of their game uniforms, were still on the plane when they showed up to play on Thursday because of the investigation that followed the crash. So they had no other choice but to wear their practice gear.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s a sign bruh!! Use that to your advantage. The practice uniform concept is hot!!! They showed up lookin’ like the Delaney Projects All-Recreation team and beat the brakes off of ole dull Illinois 75-55. to advance. Great concept to run with, right? Then some dun calls and tells them that they can get their stuff off of the jet and they fell for it hook, line and sinker.

So when they showed up on Friday to knock off Purdue they had gone back to the luxury of the Jordan Brand game joints with their funky names on the backs of their jerseys and everything. Every current and former hood dweller in America was ridin’ with Michigan when they came out lookin’ like the Jackie Robinson Cabrini Green Panthers!! I wrote the “Hot Joint” the other day encouragin’ all current and former hood dwellers to jump in the ride with Michigan. Why? Because they were reppin’ every hood in America with that look!!

Now they’re in the Big Ten title game!!! Do you know how tight that would have been if they had kept the practice joints on? It’s March Madness bruh! You keep the joints on until you lose!!! Then put the uni’s in the trophy case as part of Wolverine basketball history. You can walk a recruit up to the joint or diehard fans and tell them, “These are the uniforms we had to wear when our plan crashed on our way to the Big Ten Tournament in 2017.” Fifty years from now duns would still be tellin’ that story lookin’ at those uniforms!  and you already know that in fifty years it would have gone like this, “Back in 2017 our plan crashed in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and the players had to fight sharks off and swim 50 miles in their practice uniforms to play the game that same day.” 

Who knows Jordan probably would have started makin’ freakin’ game uniforms for them in that look to commemorate the moment. All I’m sayin’ is that it could have been big! Bigger than just puttin’ the darn regular joints back on and winnin’ the Big Ten Tournament! I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!