How March Madness is about to get some boyz fired today! “Breed”

"They let you go too huh? I tried to tell you bruh!"

Josefina Vazquez Mota, the Mexican businesswoman, once said, “There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics.” James Faust, the religious leader, gave it to us like this, “Honesty is more than not lying. It is truth telling, truth speaking, truth living, and truth loving.” John Ruskin, the English art critic, knocked a boyz Kangol off at the house party when he spit, “The essence of lying is in deception, not in words.” 


Well playas…today the NCAA Tournament OFFICIALLY starts! Yeah I know that they played the dull First Four in Dayton the other night but who and their baby’s momma watched that foolishness? Let me give you the O.G. talk before boyz get to lyin’ and get fired today. 


In 1990 MC Breed & DFC released the hot joint “Ain’t No Future In Yo’ Frontin'” off of their debut album that would later be released in 1991. Breed is known as the first commercially successful rapper to come out of the Midwest (Flint, Mi.). So I’ve always had love for him. Naw playboy, it wasn’t Bone Thugs- n-Harmony from Cleveland. It was my man Breed! Way back then he was tellin’ boyz not to get fired for bein’ stupid today and tomorrow.

I know many of you boyz have gotten up with the intent to blow off work today because of the start of the NCAA Tournament. These next two days, in my opinion, are the most excitin’ joints in sports. The games tip off at noon and go on until midnight. It’s a sports fans dream. The only problem is that boyz will be stupid enough to call in sick/skip and front like they’re workin’ these next two days. C’mon bruh!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I know duns that will just straight up play hooky and post up in a sports bar all day when they should be in the field or at the job. Oh yeah, they’ll be serious about fakin’ it today. Then you’ve got the idiot that goes to work and tries to look at the games on his computer after the company has sent out the policy last week statin’ that you would be in violation if you did. But you know some rebel has figured out a way to do it anyway.

Hey bruh, let me put it where the goats can get it! The economy is way too bad for you to go home this evenin’ and tell your wife that you got fired for tryin’ to watch the game! “What!!!!?” Yeah bruh, that’s her screamin’ at the top of her lungs goin’ at you hard! It’s just not worth you showin’ up at my house lookin’ for a place to crash ’til you get on your feet because my wife’s gonna answer the door playboy and she ain’t no joke!!

As big a sports fan as I am, I simply won’t take the chance. I’m way too responsible to let a simple basketball game get in the way of me makin’ money. So in the past I’ve just taken the next two afternoons off by usin’ vacation time! I wouldn’t lie and say I was workin’ when YOU KNOW I wasn’t! But now as I’m waitin’ for clients I’ve moved into the 21st century and I’ve got the CBS Live app on my phone!!! I can watch the game while I’m waitin’ in a boyz lobby. And 90% of my time is spent waitin’!!! I’ve just gotta be “ON” when I get in front of a boy! I’m not missin’ this bread out here and I’m not missin’ the games either. Technology is a beast and I’m ridin’ with him.


Hey playa, I don’t need any help watchin’ the games! So don’t look for me by comin’ through and gettin’ me caught up in your foolishness. I won’t be at the crib, I’ll be on the move. That’s why they call them mobile phones bruh. There’s bread to be made today and if you don’t want it I’ll take it. I know you told your wife that you were at work or told your boss that you were bein’ productive. Either way, I’m not testifyin’ on behalf for your foolishness! My name is Bennett and I ain’t in it!

Everything is legit and I’m not hidin’ from my boss and most importantly, my wife! MC Breed broke that joint down over 27 years ago and boyz still haven’t figured it out. Hey when they start lettin’ people go today the HR department will be givin’ out that single in exit interviews to bump all the way to the crib! “To the beat ch’all!…” That was the joint!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun  – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ to and its non-gender specific.