The Jay Graves Report

How LeBron is tryin’ his best to DESTROY the Cavs! “Superteam Bruh?”

"What ch'all think bruh?"

Adam Hochschild once said, “Work is hard. Distractions are plentiful. And time is short.” John Canfield looked at a boy and said, “Successful people maintain a positive focus in life no matter what is going on around them. They stay focused on their past successes rather than their past failures, and on the next action steps they need to take to get them closer to the fulfillment of their goals rather than all the other distractions that life presents to them.” Then Daniel Goleman broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, “One way to boost our will power and focus is to manage our distractions instead of letting them manage us.” 

Well playas…LeBron is willfully allowin’ distractions to manage him and the Cleveland Cavaliers as boyz prepare to make a run at a championship. Now only is the dun doin’ crazy stuff on social media like unfollowin’ the Cavs earlier in the week and sendin’ out cryptic messages from Miami with his boy D Wade on an off day. Then in an article published on Wednesday in Bleacher Report he dives out of the closet in a thong and tells a boy that he has dreams of playin’ with Melo, D Wade and CP3 before their careers are over. What’s wrong with this dude bruh? These cats are like 31 years old! So that means he’s talkin’ about doin’ this like now. They’ve only got a few more years to play. 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You’ve got 11 games left to play in the regular season and then it’s Chris Brown “On and Poppin'” out here!  So goin’ into the playoffs, all distractions have to be at a minimum. But when a boy jumps out of the birthday cake butt naked talkin’ about hookin’ up with his homeboys at some point that derails that thought process completely. 

I’m in the media bruh! I know boyz are goin’ to ask that question and dig into it for the next two weeks. LeBron is goin’ to get every version of that question imaginable and he’s definitely goin’ to be irritated by it. And guess what pimpin’? It’s gonna be ALL his fault, not the dun askin’ him a question that he’s NOT goin’ to answer. Can you say DISTRACTION? 

And don’t let the team’s chemistry go south again or should I say, let the foolishness swim up to the surface again. We all know that the chemistry on that team hasn’t been the best. That’s why he ran down to Miami to work out with D Wade. Now a boy goes and does this? 

Why in THEE world would the leader of the team go tell a boy that he’d rather play with another group of cats while he’s about to go into the playoffs? Spin it any kind of way you want to playa but that’s what he’s sayin’! Combined with the fact that he ran down to Miami on his off day and while sittin’ with D Wade he tweeted this, It’s ok to know you’ve made a mistake. Cause we all do at times. Just be ready to live with whatever that comes with it and be with those who will protect you at all cost!

“We do look good together don’t we bruh?”

Bruh, that’s like habitually comin’ in the crib late and then tellin’ all of your friends that you’ve got dreams of hookin’ up with the bad chick at work in front of your wife. You don’t think you gonna catch the stank eye and run into problems when you get to the crib? 

Yeah, those cats have no other choice but to play with him at this point but they aren’t feelin’ it at all. And guess what playa? Golden State is over there purrin’ like a kitten. Team chemistry is on fleek like these you boyz would say. Aw, hold a second dawg, whoever made up that word is corn ball to the tenth power. Fleek! CORN CHIP bruh! Let me say that like a REAL G, chemistry is on point! 

You already know that when Golden State runs through these boyz everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, is goin’ to point to this foolishness and as cats start pointin’ fingers in that locker room they’re all goin’ to start singin’ about how LeBron destroyed the team. 

Once they lose in the playoffs all loyalty and zipped lips goes out of the window. Trust me when I tell you that. Stop me when I start lyin’! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to. 

4) REAL G: noun – an authentic cat from around the way, hood etc. 

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